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    <title>News &amp; Current Affairs</title>
    <description>Talk about current affairs in here, please don't hijack threads.</description>
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      <title>Michael Jacksons Kids?</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 12:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/michael-jacksons-kids.69598/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/michael-jacksons-kids.69598/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BRID)</author>
      <dc:creator>BRID</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Michael Jacksons Kids?</b><br />
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Saw them on the front of the metro today.<br />
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I couldnt help but think that TWO of them look NOTHING at all like their father. I mean come on, SURELY the offspring of a black and a white person are going to look half caste? I suppose people will say that this &#039;supposed&#039; pigmentation problem he had will be used as the reasoning for which his kids look a hundred percent pure bred honky?<br />
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There have even been suggestions that he isnt even the father to them!?!?...<br />
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<a href="http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/michael-jacksons-kids.69598/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">Michael Jacksons Kids?</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Cattle prod nation - been tasered yet?</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 13:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/cattle-prod-nation-been-tasered-yet.69845/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/cattle-prod-nation-been-tasered-yet.69845/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BRID)</author>
      <dc:creator>BRID</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Cattle prod nation - been tasered yet?</b><br />
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Notice how we are more and more being slowly conditioned into accepting fellow human beings being electrocuted like cattle in a slaughter house.<br />
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This is the kind of stuff that there would have been riots on the streets about 10-20 years ago, and the stuff our parents told us that people died in WWI and WWII to stop happening.<br />
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<i>MT. VERNON — A federal lawsuit has been filed claiming that two Jefferson County deputies tased three children...</i><br />
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<a href="http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/cattle-prod-nation-been-tasered-yet.69845/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">Cattle prod nation - been tasered yet?</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Woman who refused caesarian section was 'abusing' her child.</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 22:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/woman-who-refused-caesarian-section-was-abusing-her-child.69856/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (BRID)</author>
      <dc:creator>BRID</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Woman who refused caesarian section was &#039;abusing&#039; her child.</b><br />
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New Jersey appellate court found that V.M. and B.G. had abused and neglected their child, based on the fact that the mother, V.M., refused to consent to a cesarean section and behaved erratically while in labor. The mother gave birth vaginally without incident, and the baby was &quot;in good medical condition.&quot; Then she was never returned to her parents, and the judge in the case approved a plan to terminate their parental...<br />
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<a href="http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/woman-who-refused-caesarian-section-was-abusing-her-child.69856/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">Woman who refused caesarian section was &#039;abusing&#039; her child.</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>taking liberties</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/taking-liberties.69715/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/taking-liberties.69715/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (forks)</author>
      <dc:creator>forks</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>taking liberties</b><br />
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don&#039;t imagine many people watched this last night but it was brilliant.<br />
All you conspiracy theorists should take a look<br />
<a href="http://www.channel4.com/programmes/taking-liberties/4od#2928978" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">http://www.channel4.com/programmes/taking-liberties/4od#2928978</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Gerrard</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/gerrard.69857/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/gerrard.69857/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (Conway)</author>
      <dc:creator>Conway</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Gerrard</b><br />
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Something one of my mates just put up on facebook:<br />
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&quot;Steven Gerrard &quot;consumed a beer and a shot called a Jammy Dodger, and when asked by police how drunk he was on a scale of 1-10, he replied 7&quot; - What kind of scouse lightweight is he?!?!&quot;<br />
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He has a point <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/lol.gif" class="mceSmilie" alt=":lol:" title="lol    :lol:" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>flat blown up in air bed accident</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/flat-blown-up-in-air-bed-accident.69734/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/flat-blown-up-in-air-bed-accident.69734/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (Conway)</author>
      <dc:creator>Conway</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>flat blown up in air bed accident</b><br />
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woops <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/lol.gif" class="mceSmilie" alt=":lol:" title="lol    :lol:" /><br />
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<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8153387.stm" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8153387.stm</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Photographer arrested for being too tall...</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/photographer-arrested-for-being-too-tall.69718/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/photographer-arrested-for-being-too-tall.69718/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (Conway)</author>
      <dc:creator>Conway</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Photographer arrested for being too tall...</b><br />
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<a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/15/tall_photographers/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/15/tall_photographers/</a><br />
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it&#039;s getting to be a bit of a joke now...]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Go Taliban!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/go-taliban.69664/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/go-taliban.69664/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (Congay)</author>
      <dc:creator>Congay</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Go Taliban!</b><br />
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Not a bad weeks work boys <br />
<br />
Conway and Jimi are reading the small print as we speak<br />
<br />
Personally I haven’t got a problem with them killing &quot;our boys&quot;, of course it’s horrible for those involved but the bottom line is we are a invading army and they are fighting back trying to keep from getting took over by a aggressive regime<br />
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Why are they in &quot;the gan&quot; ?  It was clear we were in Iraq to stop the fictional WMD and Saddam, but The Gan?  Its a fucking mountain range...<br />
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<a href="http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/go-taliban.69664/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">Go Taliban!</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>News supressed by the media</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/news-supressed-by-the-media.69603/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/news-supressed-by-the-media.69603/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BRID)</author>
      <dc:creator>BRID</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>News supressed by the media</b><br />
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<a href="http://derbypatriot.blogspot.com/2009/07/anti-muslim-protest-in-birmingham-4th.html" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">http://derbypatriot.blogspot.com/2009/07/anti-muslim-protest-in-birmingham-4th.html</a><br />
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Big racial protest happens in Birmingham and we hear NOTHING about it! Look at those youtube videos  ... hardly a small gathering eh. How can you protest about &#039;muslim extremists&#039; eh? ..... Cold blooded racism and nothing else in my eyes.<br />
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Interestingly enough, last week was when the mosque gathering that the BBC as good as TOLD you to go and cause trouble...<br />
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<a href="http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/news-supressed-by-the-media.69603/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">News supressed by the media</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Barack Obama .... without a teleprompter ;)</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 08:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/barack-obama-without-a-teleprompter.69313/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/barack-obama-without-a-teleprompter.69313/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BRID)</author>
      <dc:creator>BRID</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Barack Obama .... without a teleprompter <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wink.gif" class="mceSmilie" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" /></b><br />
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Just saw this and i actually felt embarrased for the man. Moreso cause he has the audacity to stand up there and hypnotise peoples trust with such a cheap and dirty trick.<br />
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This is from a while ago, but it just goes to show what our christ-like &#039;leaders&#039; are like, when they dont have a script to read from. Watch him looking around to find a screen to read from in desparation.<br />
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What a joke....<br />
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<a href="http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/barack-obama-without-a-teleprompter.69313/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">Barack Obama .... without a teleprompter <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wink.gif" class="mceSmilie" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" /></a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Stand up on a Ryanair flight?</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/stand-up-on-a-ryanair-flight.69580/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/stand-up-on-a-ryanair-flight.69580/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BRID)</author>
      <dc:creator>BRID</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Stand up on a Ryanair flight?</b><br />
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<a href="http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090706/tbs-ryanair-fly-for-free-if-you-stand-up-327c223.html" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090706/tbs-ryanair-fly-for-free-if-you-stand-up-327c223.html</a><br />
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STANDING UP ON A PLANE?!?!? <br />
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Looks like the world is going backwards <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wink.gif" class="mceSmilie" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" /> .... First they want you to load your own luggage, then pay to use the toilet, and now you will pay to have the &#039;luxury&#039; of sitting down on the plane. I doubt the &#039;free to stand up&#039; offer will last long .... just like the 5 quid flights everyone thought would be the norm <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/wink.gif" class="mceSmilie" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" />...<br />
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<a href="http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/stand-up-on-a-ryanair-flight.69580/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">Stand up on a Ryanair flight?</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Ghost Spotted at Neverland!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/ghost-spotted-at-neverland.69569/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/ghost-spotted-at-neverland.69569/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (ManofScience)</author>
      <dc:creator>ManofScience</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Ghost Spotted at Neverland!</b><br />
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Has jacko really been spotted trying to put the willies up kids?<br />
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[ame=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0tku7MArsE&quot;]YouTube - Michael Jackson&#039;s ghost at Neverland The Sun News[/ame]]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Health and Safety killed a grandad</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:47:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/health-and-safety-killed-a-grandad.69567/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/health-and-safety-killed-a-grandad.69567/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (ManofScience)</author>
      <dc:creator>ManofScience</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Health and Safety killed a grandad</b><br />
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<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2518513/999-man-wasted-16-mins-on-risk-check.html" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2518513/999-man-wasted-16-mins-on-risk-check.html</a><br />
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discuss]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Not a news story you read or hear about every day...</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 19:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/not-a-news-story-you-read-or-hear-about-every-day.69561/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/not-a-news-story-you-read-or-hear-about-every-day.69561/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (Aaron!)</author>
      <dc:creator>Aaron!</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Not a news story you read or hear about every day...</b><br />
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<a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Wrestling_midgets_killed_by_fake_hookers&amp;in_article_id=696603&amp;in_page_id=34" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article...ke_hookers&amp;in_article_id=696603&amp;in_page_id=34</a><br />
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Midget Wrestlers killed By Fake Hookers <img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/lol.gif" class="mceSmilie" alt=":lol:" title="lol    :lol:" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/lol.gif" class="mceSmilie" alt=":lol:" title="lol    :lol:" /><img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/lol.gif" class="mceSmilie" alt=":lol:" title="lol    :lol:" />]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Iran Protests ..... Hyped?</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/iran-protests-hyped.69342/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/iran-protests-hyped.69342/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (BRID)</author>
      <dc:creator>BRID</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Iran Protests ..... Hyped?</b><br />
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<a href="http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/iranprop.php" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/iranprop.php</a><br />
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I&#039;m sure there ARE protests going on, and im sure there ARE people getting hurt and killed ..... BUT ..... Why fabricate evidence?]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Children's Database Released</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 07:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/childrens-database-released.68920/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/childrens-database-released.68920/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (ManofScience)</author>
      <dc:creator>ManofScience</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Children&#039;s Database Released</b><br />
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<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8052512.stm" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8052512.stm</a><br />
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so, you can access a list of CHILDREN - but no paedo&#039;s?  hhmmm..... perfect sense!]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Nick Griffin (BNP) egged outside Parliament</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:07:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/nick-griffin-bnp-egged-outside-parliament.69260/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/nick-griffin-bnp-egged-outside-parliament.69260/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (Conway)</author>
      <dc:creator>Conway</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Nick Griffin (BNP) egged outside Parliament</b><br />
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Apparently he&#039;s said to be fuming because they didn&#039;t seperate the whites first.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>r.i.p.</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/r-i-p.69240/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/r-i-p.69240/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (forks)</author>
      <dc:creator>forks</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>r.i.p.</b><br />
<br />
rip President Omar Bongo <br />
of Gabon, the worlds longest serving head of government.<br />
Not to worry though, he&#039;s being succeeded by his son <br />
Ali-Ben Bongo<br />
<br />
Let joy be unconfined.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Thieving politicians</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 13:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/thieving-politicians.68965/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/thieving-politicians.68965/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (Willa)</author>
      <dc:creator>Willa</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Thieving politicians</b><br />
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I can&#039;t believe there hasn&#039;t been a thread on this over the past fortnight.<br />
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What a fucking piss take. Worse than any run of the mill benefit cheats.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>too much moaning</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 18:28:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/too-much-moaning.68639/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/too-much-moaning.68639/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (forks)</author>
      <dc:creator>forks</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>too much moaning</b><br />
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A woman has been remanded in custody accused of breaching an Asbo banning her from being noisy during sex.<br />
Neighbours complained of hearing Caroline Cartwright, 48, moaning and groaning and her bed banging against the wall at her Washington home.<br />
Ealier this month she was given a four-year Asbo banning her from making excessive noise anywhere in England.<br />
But she appeared in court on Monday, charged with three breaches of her Asbo in just 10 days.<br />
She was remanded...<br />
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<a href="http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/too-much-moaning.68639/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">too much moaning</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Setanta</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 15:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/setanta.68709/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/setanta.68709/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (Willa)</author>
      <dc:creator>Willa</dc:creator>
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[<b>Setanta</b><br />
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going bust?<br />
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<a href="http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/288512/SETANTA-ON-BRINK.html" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/288512/SETANTA-ON-BRINK.html</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Pill Death in Blackpool!</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 11:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/pill-death-in-blackpool.68726/</link>
      <guid>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/pill-death-in-blackpool.68726/</guid>
      <author>invalid@example.com (MistaK)</author>
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<a href="http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/blackpoolnews/Ecstasy-warning-as-motheroftwo-dies.5207634.jp" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/blackpoolnews/Ecstasy-warning-as-motheroftwo-dies.5207634.jp</a><br />
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      <author>invalid@example.com (Willa)</author>
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Joke!<br />
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      <author>invalid@example.com (Willa)</author>
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<img src="styles/default/xenforo/smilies/lol.gif" class="mceSmilie" alt=":lol:" title="lol    :lol:" /><br />
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mad krauts<br />
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      <author>invalid@example.com (Jase)</author>
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the water must be different over there.<br />
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      <author>invalid@example.com (Jase)</author>
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fucking. hell.<br />
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:19:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (Conway)</author>
      <dc:creator>Conway</dc:creator>
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Claiming porno films on your expenses? Tut tut.<br />
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Still, she&#039;ll find out first hand what it&#039;s like to have her privacy invaded for a change...<br />
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      <title>mother to help down syndrome son lose his virginity</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/mother-to-help-down-syndrome-son-lose-his-virginity.68117/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (DN HY)</author>
      <dc:creator>DN HY</dc:creator>
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A mother is appealing for women to volunteer to have sex with her 21-year-old son who has Down&#039;s Syndrome.<br />
Lucy Baxter says her adopted son Otto is keen to have his first sexual experience - and she is considering paying a prostitute to provide the service.<br />
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&#039;Why should these people be kept separate and pigeon-holed when they have the same emotions, desires and feelings as so called &#039;normal&#039; people.<br />
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&#039;He has the same...<br />
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<a href="http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/mother-to-help-down-syndrome-son-lose-his-virginity.68117/" target="_blank" class="externalLink" rel="nofollow">mother to help down syndrome son lose his virginity</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Oasis China gigs cancelled</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 12:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/oasis-china-gigs-cancelled.67869/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (Gary Proud)</author>
      <dc:creator>Gary Proud</dc:creator>
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Apparently the Chinese authorities picked up that the Band did a &#039;Free Tibet&#039; gig 12 years ago so have cancelled there gigs in China. <br />
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      <title>Teenagers should start teaching at 11am</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.nucastle.co.uk/threads/teenagers-should-start-teaching-at-11am.67958/</link>
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      <author>invalid@example.com (Shortee)</author>
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I have to meet with this guy once a fortnight as im working on the school&#039;s new building. he&#039;s a right arse!<br />
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what a load of bollocks, never done me any harm!!!<br />
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