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  1. Congay

    Congay Registered User

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    Look at you lot

    Your like tramps whallowing around in a swimming pool of your own shite and chuckling about it.

    Fking geordies LOL!!!
    Congay, Jun 14, 2011
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  2. Conway

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    To be fair, Geordie Shore is just a watered down, shit version of this (attachments NSFW)

    Dirty Mackems, showing the tanfastic generation how it's properly done :up:
    Conway, Jun 15, 2011
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    I love Vicky's quasi posh over-pronounced-ever-so-slightly words that she uses when she's pissed.

    .... at least she can pretend she's classy on camera as she narrates the moment where she stoved some locals face in for daring to scowl at her holier than thou attitude.
    BRID, Jun 15, 2011
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    Pop a 40 and check your rollies - its Blyth Tyme!
    I love it when she gets pissed off and forgets to put her posh voice on in the talking head bits, her face mophs into a bulldog licking piss off a nettle/ a 1980's boglin puppet and every word she speaks has an over elaborate SHHH sound applied at the beginning or end depending on the word.
    Scotty, Jun 15, 2011
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    anyone still got said CCTV videos ?? :lol:
    Jono_H, Jun 15, 2011
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  7. Congay

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    list the lasses names i just got told i used to work with ones mother, i guess it will be the mackem one lol!!!! her mam was fit like
    Congay, Jun 15, 2011
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  8. Conway

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    unfortunately not, tbh they were rank :lol:
    Conway, Jun 17, 2011
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    In order of fitness...

    Charlotte
    Vicky
    Holly
    Sophie
    Ash1, Jun 17, 2011
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    which one is the fat boro bird with double f tits who was so faithful to her boyfriend she noshed gary off the first night.

    or am i confusing 2 of the birds (i use the term loosely as they are so clarted with makeup you cant see how minging they are)

    charlotte is by far the fittest but she is getting boned off the walking AIDS that is gary

    GREG is the anly person in the house i would say is reasnably normal

    FUCK geordie shore, i would rather watch sean bean get his head cut off in game of thrones

    the new top bloke is the IMP
    MELT, Jun 17, 2011
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    Fat Boro bird is Holly (too many birds with big knockers are also fat - no excuse!)

    Greg is nearest to normal but still a prick
    Ash1, Jun 17, 2011
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  12. Conway

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    On the plus side, all of them make me glad I don't frequent Tup Tup, Florita's Koos, Tiger Tiger, or any of the other knobclubs/knob-bars in down.
    Conway, Jun 17, 2011
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    LOVE THIS!! you know everything thats going on so you blatantly watch it hahaha
    Shortee, Jun 17, 2011
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    The imp and his ho's rock out
    Congay, Jun 17, 2011
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    trance250, Jun 17, 2011
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    I have watched two episodes, you cant diss something without getting the low down on it ha ha

    but game of thrones and his whores as tekno puts it rock best programme on tv
    MELT, Jun 18, 2011
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    That Holly gets worse, but her bfriend gets even worse than that!
    Ash1, Jun 23, 2011
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    they blatantly want nothing to do with her.

    I think most of them would fuck each over for a sloppy gobble, since it honestly appears that's all they have going for them.

    Seriously, do these people even work?!
    BRID, Jun 23, 2011
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    Cox Junior went cockblocking basically, James was chatting up these lasses who seemed impressed by him being on Geordie Shore etc... then Andrew went up to the lasses in front of him and started rinsing his job.

    Andrew: "Do you know where he works?"
    Lass #1: "No?"
    Andrew: "He sells shots in powerhouse, do you know why?"
    Lass #1: "No?"
    Andrew: "Because he loves getting attention from all the cock"
    Lass #1: "You're taking the piss"
    Andrew: "No I'm not, I saw him in there myself, ask him if you don't believe me, he even wears a little sailors outfit"
    Lass #1 laughs at James and walks away, followed by lasses #2 and #3
    James: "FUCKS SAKE MAN COXY"
    Andrew: ":lol:"
    Conway, Jun 23, 2011
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    Pop a 40 and check your rollies - its Blyth Tyme!
    They really really annoy me. I dont think I've hated someone as much as Holly since djseanbrown on here was knocking out above and beyond trance mixes for a shindig Dj competition.

    The only way this programme can redeem itself in my eyes is if her boyfriend grows a pair of balls and sparks her out on the last episode. Sadly it's not happening I saw an article on the guardian website with her on the piss in town a few weeks ago and he was with her so he is and forever will be a cretin.

    Who stays with someone who does that, on national television no fucking less.
    Scotty, Jun 24, 2011
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