girls only...

hmmmm, he has a bit of a square head, and im not sure about that red cross right in the middle of his face either

nope, im dafter!!!

Heres a bloke with a nice jaw line......

Glitter got it right when she siad he had a square head! Mmmm no thanks - i'd rather stick red hot pockers up my

nope, my fit lad is much fitter than him, and his jaw line is so much nicer!

im very close to getting him to come to promise tonight, but he dont have a mob so its a case of getting in touch with him, but dont worry, im working on it, thne u can all see how extremley fit he is!!

Re: girls only...

Climb in your wheelie bin and ask lots of your friends to piss on you.

I usually find lying on a cold floor helps me - wierd i know and dont ask me how i found that out!

It's not complete without a nice hot cuppa though

Or get ya bloke to give ya a nice massage but v.v.gentle and lots of kisses on the neck *drools*

when i give people massages.. i kinda... erm.. cause more pain that good! :spangled:

Come bk home 2moro n take a bath put up with the pain till then, take sum painkillers, u normally do wen ure like this!

he cant do that! if kid ever kisses me on the neck and rubs my back, its usually followed by the fraze 'on ur knees'

im gonna try cuddling up with a pillow on my tummy and eating popcorn.

lie on ya bed on ya side with ur knees up with a hot water bottle and go to sleep...you dont feel pain when your asleep!!!!!

y'see i don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.


*prepares for a kickin*

a qualitee mr garrison quote!!

haha thats nix's ex mark!!

what the fuck? bleeding????

eh??? whats wrong like???

eh? someone explain why you need a bath not a bandage??


:spangled:

erm..not like cut myself bleeding...more like...you know....womanly bleeding

eh????????????

womanly bleeding? sounds a bit strange to me

fink she means bleeding pink stuff that enjoys looking in mirrors and squeals when excited

wtf???!?!?!!