Subject: TRANSLATING MALE / FEMALE TRANSLATING WOMAN'S ENGLISH > Yes = No > No = Yes > Maybe = No > We need = I want > I'm sorry = You'll be sorry > We need to talk = I need to complain > Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to > Is my bum fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful > Do what you want = You'll pay for this later > I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! > Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead > You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me > Be romantic, turn out the lights = I hate my thighs > You're so .. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot > Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive > It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now > You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? >I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV >How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH > > > > > I'm hungry = I'm hungry > I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy > I'm horny = I'm horny > Nice dress = Nice cleavage! > I love you = Let's have sex > I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? > What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question > I love you too = OK, I said it, can we have sex now? > May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you > Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you > Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you > Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you > Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other men > You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in > the next 10 minutes > Let's talk = I'm trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and > maybe then you'd like to have sex with me > I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
tis a class e-mail, cus its totally true! my ex-girlfriend was totally like this!! if it wasnt her way, it was nothing at all!
thats ace by the way. i had something like that on my phone but not as good. its postings like this that make this site more interesting.
lmao!!! this is very true may note this down for in future when i speak to my girlfriend!!! makes a lot ofsense now hehehe
