Fake Emails

what. the. fuck ?

you dont half get some random stuff happen to you.

Looks like Im gonna get myself a new wife, Im gonna make here blossom like flower alright

I cant not reply to that like, absolute classic!

you wanna have a look at 419eater.com, its a class read - the things the baiters get these scam lads to do is amazing. theres a couple of the greedy buggers standed in chad near the darfur border after falling for pretty much the same kind of scam they do themselves.

i've got an gmail account that gets filled full of these emails - got almost 2000 scams in there in about a month - it can be fun to string along a few of the best ones, aslong as you dont use real details its a pretty safe sport!

I've had a few from supposed model type females looking to come over here and be my wife at the expense of an email reply I'm pretty sure i posted pictures of one of them here.

here, am gettin ones sayin that my online bank accounds frozen due to me entering an incorrect password, n after 20 pages of writin says, please enter ur account number, name and sortcode etc, a was like i ok, rang halifax n they asked me to forward the email to them n its now on there "watch out" poster haha the little bastards, wud rob u for ur fuckin fork n knife sum ppl these days

On Sun, 6/7/08, Jonathon Pogink <Jonathon-1ykaerc@euro-machines-outils.com> wrote:

From: Jonathon Pogink <Jonathon-1ykaerc@euro-machines-outils.com>
Subject: 21b
To: Date: Sunday, 6 July, 2008, 12:42 AM


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On Fri, 4/7/08, Shani Stove <dhcoctopus@corpdgo.com.mx> wrote:

From: Shani Stove <dhcoctopus@corpdgo.com.mx>
Subject: Feeling real men
To: "
Date: Friday, 4 July, 2008, 11:40 PM


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--- On Thu, 3/7/08, Mastrianni <tetpuahe_1956@Genesispartners.co.il> wrote:

From: Mastrianni <tetpuahe_1956@Genesispartners.co.il>
Subject: Do you care about her enjoyment
To:
Date: Thursday, 3 July, 2008, 5:04 PM


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--- On Wed, 2/7/08, Kortsiin <Betty-omaitsem@CYBERSUAREZ.COM> wrote:

From: Kortsiin <Betty-omaitsem@CYBERSUAREZ.COM>
Subject: She finally smiled at me
To:
Date: Wednesday, 2 July, 2008, 7:32 PM


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LMAO

Forward that mail onto me mate??

2 secs while i stick her on my visa...

Just recieved this...

DEAR FRIEND,
FIRST I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION, THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET. THOUGH I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WILL MAKE ANY ONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED, BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY.

WE HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DUE TO THE URGENCY OF THIS TRANSACTION, AS WE HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED OF YOUR DISCREETNESS AND ABILITY IN TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE. LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY TO YOU. I AM MR.MOSES ADAM THE MANAGER WITH THE BANK OF AFRICA , BENIN.I CAME TO KNOW YOU IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE. THE PROPOSITION:

A FOREIGNER AN AUSTRALIA, LATE ENGR. STEVE MOORE (SNR.) AN BUESSINE MERCHANT WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF BURKINA, UNTIL HIS DEATH YEARS AGO IN KENYA AIR BUS (A310-! 301) FLIGHT KQ431, BANKED WITH US AT BANK OF BENIN , COTONOU AND HAD A CLOSING BALANCE AS AT THE END OF SEPTEMBER, 2003 WORTH US$30,000,000.00 (THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS), THE BANK NOW EXPECTS A NEXT OF KIN AS BENEFICIARY.

VALUABLE EFFORTS ARE BEING MADE BY THE BANK OF AFRICAN TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ANY OF THE MOORE'S FAMILY OR RELATIVES BUT TO NO SUCCESS.
IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PERCEIVED POSSIBILITY OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LOCATE ANY OF LATE ENGR. STEVE MOORE (SNR.)' S NEXT KIN (HE HAD NO WIFE OR CHILDREN THAT IS KNOW TO US).

THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND MEMBERS OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS, THAT ARRANGE HAS BEEN MADE FOR THE FUND TO BE DECLARED "UNCLAIMED" AND SUBSEQUENTLY BE DONATED TO THE TRUST FUND FOR ARMS AND AMMUNITION TO FURTHER ENHANCE THE COURSE OF WAR IN AFRICA AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL.

IN ORDER TO AVERT THIS NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT SOME OF MY TRUSTED COLLEAGUES AND I NOW SEEK YOUR PERMISSION TO HAVE YOU STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO! LATE ENGR. STEVE MOORE (SNR.) SO THAT THE FUND US$30 MILLION WILL BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY'S NEXT OF KIN. ALL DOCUMENTS AND PROVES TO ENABLE YOU GET HIS FUND WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED OUT. WE HAVE SECURE FROM THE PROBATE AN ORDER OF MADAMUS TO LOCATE ANY OF DECEASED BENEFICIARIES, AND MORE SO WE ARE ASSURING YOU THAT THIS BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE INVOLVEMENT.

YOUR SHARE STAYS WHILE THE REST BE FOR MYSELF AND MY COLLEAGUES FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE. ACCORDING TO AGREEMENT WITHIN BOTH PARTIES. AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE IN ACCEPTANCE OF OUR MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL, WE WOULD FURNISH YOU WITH THE NECESSARY MODALITIES AND DISBURSEMENT RATIO TO SUITE BOTH PARTIES WITH OUT ANY CONFLICT. WHILE REPLYING FURNISH ME WITH YOUR PRIVATE FAX AND PHONE NUMBERS FOR EASY COMMUNICATION,BANK NAME,BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER,COMPANIES NAME AND ADDRESS.

THE SHARING OF THE FUND ARE THUS: 20% FOR YOU THE ACCOUNT OWNER,70% FOR I AND MY ! TRUSTED COLLEAGUES AND THE REMAINNING 10% FOR EXPENSES FOR BOTH PARTIES. IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE BY YOU, DO NOT MAKE UNDUE ADVANTAGE OF THE TRUST WE HAVE BESTOWED IN YOU.
BEST REGARDS,
MR. MOSES ADAM (MANAGER).


What a load of bollocks!

Shame its a scam like, I wouldnt mind her cooking me that Russian dish

haha aye I noticed that, I was on about the lass in the photo's