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  1. WazzaN

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    Mr Khunt

    Is it true you are of Carpathian heritage and distribute The Big Issue at Central Station?
    WazzaN, Oct 2, 2008
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  2. MR KUHNT

    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    DOVES IN THE EARLY 90'S WERE MADE FROM PURE MDMA. NOT THE SAME MDMA YOU GET NOW FOR £40 A GRAM BUT THE REAL DEAL WHERE YOUR HEAD WOULD BE BLOWN OFF.

    BACK THEN PAYING £15 FOR AN E WAS NORMAL AND IN MY HUMBLE OPINION WORTH IT.

    NOT LIKE TODAY 5 FOR A TENNER E'S WHICH MAY GIVE YOU A LITTLE BUZZ AND KEEP YOU AWAKE ALL NIGHT.
    MR KUHNT, Oct 2, 2008
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  3. MR KUHNT

    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    SADLY NOT.
    MR KUHNT, Oct 2, 2008
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  4. Big Steve

    Big Steve Registered User

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    so you must well into your 30s if you can remember the 1990 doves

    i paid 20 bar in the early days like:D money well spent
    Big Steve, Oct 2, 2008
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  5. Ness

    Ness Registered User

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    aye i was gonna say, £25 i paid for my 1st. more than well spent lol
    Ness, Oct 2, 2008
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  6. Big Steve

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    it paid to have friends who delt mate saved a fair few fivers lol
    Big Steve, Oct 3, 2008
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  7. MR KUHNT

    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    PLEASE LEAVE DISCUSSIONS ABOUT DRUGS FOR ANOTHER TOPIC.

    THANK YOU.

    THE MR KUHNT ADMINISTRATION.
    MR KUHNT, Oct 3, 2008
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  8. Vance

    Vance >>>>

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    Hi Mr Kuhnt

    Ive just returned from Tesco on the coast road and spotted something peculiar positioned in their car park. It's tall, white and the top half of it spins around. It reminds me of something that you would see at an airport.

    Do you know what it is?

    Many thanks

    :)
    Vance, Oct 9, 2008
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  9. Jase

    Jase Blue Booked

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    its marty practicing for the jazz band!
    Jase, Oct 9, 2008
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  10. Chris S

    Chris S Monkey Tennis?

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    Khunt

    I silently farted on my lasses leg in bed the other day. She went off it saying I had an "Airborn Shit" on her leg. But I say its called a "Love puff" and a sign of affection.
    Who is correct??
    Chris S, Oct 9, 2008
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  11. smiley :O)

    smiley :O) for one priceless moment

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    if you sneeze with your eyes open do they pop out?
    smiley :O), Oct 9, 2008
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  12. MR KUHNT

    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    WHY DONT YOU TRY IT OUT AND THEN LET US KNOW.
    MR KUHNT, Oct 10, 2008
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  13. MR KUHNT

    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    DO YOU HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC MATERIALS RELATING TO THIS MYSTERIOUS FIND?
    MR KUHNT, Oct 10, 2008
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    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    AH, THE GOOD OLD FASHIONED FART ON YOUR GIRLFRIENDS LEG SIGN OF AFFECTION MISINTERPRETED INTO SPRAYING SHIT ON ME.

    MY GOOD MAN. YOU ARE CORRECT.

    NEXT TIME, MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU USE HER LEG TO PART YOUR BUM CHEEKS AND MAKE SURE THAT YOUR CHOCOLATE STARFISH IS AS CLOSE TO HER SKIN AS POSSIBLE THEN LET RIP WITH YOUR MOST WELL BREWED CONCOCTION. IF SHE CAN FEEL THE MOISTNESS OF LOVE LEAVING YOUR REAR SHE WILL BE TOUCHED IN WAYS NO WOMAN WILL HAVE EVER BEEN TOUCHED BEFORE.
    MR KUHNT, Oct 10, 2008
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  15. Andy

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    :lol:
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  16. smiley :O)

    smiley :O) for one priceless moment

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    tried it and i still got em :crazy:
    smiley :O), Oct 10, 2008
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  17. MR KUHNT

    MR KUHNT fifi man

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    WELL THERE YOU ARE SMILEY.

    THERE IS NOTHING THAT YOU YOURSELF CANT FIND OUT WITHOUT A LITTLE BIT OF EXPERIMENTATION.
    MR KUHNT, Oct 10, 2008
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  18. claire

    claire Beautifully Bad

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    Dear Mr Kuhnt

    Did you enjoy having a monkey play with your penis?
    claire, Oct 10, 2008
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  19. BRID

    BRID Has name in red. Staff

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    Mr Khunt,

    Once at school when i was about 9, i put my hand up and accidentally called the teacher 'Dad' instead of by his real name.

    The people at the samaritans said it was something to do with positions of authority and easily enough done, but all my mates laughed and said im a big hom and probably love cocks.

    Who is right?
    BRID, Oct 10, 2008
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  20. DN HY

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    :lol: :lol: it was a nightmare calling the teacher mam/ dad like
    DN HY, Oct 10, 2008
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