half ton son

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  1. Ruth

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    half ton son

    seriously wrong...he had to get his mam to wash him & wipe his arse :sick:
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    Bet he smells nice
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    Probs hasnt seen his knob in about ten years

    Imagine that, having to use a system or strings and pullies just to be able to have a wank :(


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    Some People pay good money for stuff like that.... it's called S&M :devil:
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    adam. kthxbi

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    oi, moesly !
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    HaHa :D


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    DN HY 142 bmp

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    he was pretty horrific like

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    id buck it
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    Chewy I'd fist it

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    he had massive tits
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    TOTAL FAT CUNT
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    Dan Hawkins $5 $5

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    I think thats one teat i would not dine from :lol:
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    I bet he can fart!
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    he had fungus growing on his body cos he was so fat...he frequently used to shit & piss himself cos he was so fat he didn't make it to the toilet or he'd wake up too late so his mam used to clean him up.. when he went into hospital they had to power hose him down :lol:
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    In the words of Ricky Gervais:

    "Did he not get to 20 stone & think... right, fuck me im big"
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    His arse was square? Did anyone notice this?
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    Probably due to shitting out Big Mac boxes as the fat cunt was always too hungry to waste time opening them!
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    :lol: :lol:

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