Probs hasnt seen his knob in about ten years Imagine that, having to use a system or strings and pullies just to be able to have a wank
he had fungus growing on his body cos he was so fat...he frequently used to shit & piss himself cos he was so fat he didn't make it to the toilet or he'd wake up too late so his mam used to clean him up.. when he went into hospital they had to power hose him down
Probably due to shitting out Big Mac boxes as the fat cunt was always too hungry to waste time opening them!