The Burglar's Dog Am not on about me new lass here either i bought this book yest cos it was half bat in some sale at work, what a fucking crease - no holds barred reviews of the bars in town n tells it like it is. I have only read a few and been in hysterics cos you can just picture them. Anyone else read this or read the site? http://www.theburglarsdog.co.uk/
I remember reading bits of it a while back. The review of that 90's bar (Boom?) on the Bigg Market had me in stitches...
"'Boom!'? More like..." SHITE! For: That's the easiest - and most truthful - review I've ever done Against: You think I'm joking, don't you?
HAHA - Blackett Arms, should be there in an hour: The entire pub's clientele is gathered round one table in the room to the left and, foolishly, I catch the eyes of the couple facing me; he's got his feet on the table and he's cleaning his ears with a beermat, and she's stuffed into her top like minced pig's knackers into sausage skin. And they're looking at us as if to say, "Who are you and what the fuck are you doing in here?" Shit, man: Will this pint ever end? Even the bloke on the bandit doesn't like us; he's dropping his guts like a cornered skunk, probably to keep us far away in case we snaffle his surefire jackpot technique.
