anyone have any tips?

hey.. you cheeky bugga's, get back in your boxes

nar it was a sheer accident, me other half a bit oil on his shoes, he didnt notice intill he was halfway in the downstairs hall, we not all like that you know

oh yeah ive deffo got a thing for boyracers

Why don't you sack him off for a carpet fitter?

okay chaps, enough of the shite

hes a DIY man on the side, jack of all trades

he is a DIY man, so does he have a real job or not

At the end of the day he's fucking useless if he can't get oil stains out of a carpet.

yep he has real job cheeky bugga its just comes in handy to have a fella who is handy around the house

full time worker, he only does DIY now and again for me he actually work for a bakers on the TVTE

Does he do deliveries or something?

well he isn that good if he drags oil in the house on a cream carpet and then cant get it.

while myself with manors i take my shoes off at the door, if your b/f was a gentleman you wouldnt be in this mess or if you had vehicle's that dont leak or pose a fire hazard

oh so he works in a bakers in the team valley, so he has to ware a stupid blue hat and blue gloves and sit on a line filling up sossage rolls and such like?

you can see why bt are pulling the plug on there graduate schemes when the bakers are snapping up all the youngins

havent got a clue, he does shift work dont think he does deliveries or anything

for ffs, its a mark on me carpet on me landing, a just wanted to know what was best to remove it..

you guys are cracking me up, am sitting at me desk creased...

could be worse, you could have a stupid blue hat and gloves and smashing pasties like the other half

at this thread!

Leave the poor lass alone! especially you Conway tut tut - this is your board, do you want to scare your newbies off???

Edit - I say Newbie, she has been registered since 08, but I have never noticed any posts until last few weeks

yeh pick on somebody your own sex