My doomsday prophecy has come true. The worst season for a decade. Clubs 40% down or more, workers coming home in droves cos no one can make any money. The kids are going to places like Malia etc now. The partys over and I told you this 4 years ago.
those skinny jeaned jaunt boys have strangled more than their testicles. not content with killing sperm counts they killed ibiza
Just got back, by far the worst holiday I've had clubbing wise over there, commercial bullshit that was coming into force the last time I was there (2009) has just took over the island. Only went so my lass could see what it's like as she'd never been. Never going back. Never going back. 90 euro to get into Pacha for Guetta's night, couldn't believe when I seen that price. Sums the place up. I seen posters for a perfect pout pool party at ocean beach club, what the fuck is that all about.
Guetta, Example and fucking Calvin Harris basically run the charts with their churned out this generic pop-trance cancer, and now all the stupid young towie wannabe lasses and radgie v-cut lads have jumped reet on the bandwagon. The same clownshoes who think they're underground cos they listen to Laidback fucking Luke. The evidence is there if you look at your facebook timeline from last week and see how many daft cunts went on about Creamfields, The same cunts who's last known contact with a 4/4 bassline would be from the Monkey tapes they used to buzz their little cocks off to. Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
Its not even funny how dead its been . The Spanish will realise all too late that using gestapo esq tactics against teenage clubbers will KILL the island. When their pockets start to get hit watch the Day Party return etc. Maybe like Newcastle United it needs a year or two in the sewers to come back stronger.
Wow, the yearly Ibiza doom thread. Has it really been that long already? There will be no shortage of people willing to line up and have their wallets emptied every single night. Ibiza can now ride on it's on self perpetuating hype (boosted by P diddy and all the other celebrities wanting to see and be seen there), rather than the quality of its clubbing. Having said that, the 'lineups' are still of course fantastic if you like the superclub thing and being able to go out seven days a week to get your fix.
Your wrong there like hew. Speak to someone that knows instead of spurting off the top of ones heed. For real.