"Joel" from Geordie Shore billing himself as a DJ on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JoelCorryOfficial Creased at some of the abuse on it
He's build like a brick shit house like. I thought I'd check out his mixes on SoundCloud to give him the benefit of the doubt....fuck me, terrible. Ive heard some horrendous DJs in my time but he is right up there
Thats the only DJ biog Ive read that doesnt actually reference any club nights or other DJs. Theres a distinct lack of evidence supporting his claims
"Looks like he was constructed from melted easter eggs" was one of the kinder comments I saw on his profile pic
pure helmet - bet he cant dj with his eyes closed after double dropping and still keep the mixes tight as... o,wait,he probs has a sync button maybe (i never listened)