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  1. TheSpence

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    Good Morning

    After only getting home minutes ago getting to work was hard today!!
    After waiting what seemed like an eternity for a bus, I sat down and got comfortable.
    While sitting being quiet & doing no harm to anyone, somebody had the cheek to ask if they could sit next ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I just looked up and said 'There is absolutely no chance of me moving, so can you just fuck off'.
    They looked shocked, I was shocked but really there was no chance of me moving.
    Also on this hell of a journey some bloke had his dog with him & the little mutt never stopped whining while I was on the bus.
    I would just like to say to that dog owner when I stood on your animals paw and I said 'Sorry' what I meat was 'Sorry, I didn't mean to stand on your dogs paw, I would have preferred to have to stood on its head'

    Once the bus got into Newcastle I realised I couldn't be arsed with the metro & other commuters.
    So I went to the cash point to get some money for a taxi. I got to the cash points, where I was met with loads of fucking idiots just hanging around not using the spare cash point machines!!!!! So rather than hang around & join 'Idiots R US' I just walked up & used 1 of the available machines. While doing this somebody said 'Look at him pushing in!' I just turned and looked and said 'Your lucky I cant be arsed to choke slam you'

    I think now would be a good time to say that I have sympathy with anyone that has murdered someone while they were pissed & tired! If you have murdered someone while you were pissed & tired, I would be more than willing to send a letter to the Home secretary on your behalf & outline that you only killed because you were pissed & tired & that wasn't the real you.
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  3. Nat

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    Howay the Spence!!

    And good Morning to you:D
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    Re: Good Morning

    u been to london before then?
  5. TheSpence

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    Re: Re: Good Morning

    No, but me personally I havent got a problem with honest commuters telling other commuters how they feel. If other people want to brand these 'HONEST' people as miserable cockney bastards thats there call.
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    Re: Re: Re: Good Morning

    spose that’s better than people using actions to let other know how they feel. Most people cant be arsed to mumble a word, just let their thoughts known by pushing people out the way/ putting bags on the seat next to them etc., I d rather someone told me to fuck off, than pushed me out the way not saying a word
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Good Morning

    I lied I have been part of the London rush hour once.I walked up some stairs @ a tube station not realising that the stairs I was walking up were only for people walking down.
    At the time I was getting disgusting looks but I wasn't sure why, it was only once some Eric Bristow wannabee said 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!' while pointing @ a sign which explained the rules I realised my mistake.
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    Morning! :D

    I woke up this morning feeling as bad as I did towards the end of last night, my stomach was all over, it still isn't quite right! Needless to say, I'm not at work!
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    Is it me or is today shit? I've decided to sod sixth form and come home. Its just all shit. There's a shit vibe everywhere I go and its all just shit.
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    and i've just realised i've been walking around sixth form for over an hour with my fly undone.
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    cheer up nass, it could be worse!
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    :lol: :dunce:


    i see ur mum likes it hard now ;)
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    Morning-type-afternoon-based-thingy:spangled:
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    Im having a shit day too if its any consolation
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    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!:eek: :lol: :eek: :lol:

    Sorry hun I couldnt help it!!!!!!!:p :p :p
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    i felt rough as hell this morning. once again i ended up in a mega mess last nite.
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    awww bless poor da spence!!! :)

    i went 4 the lets sleep as much as poss!!! :D

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