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  1. helz

    helz Registered User

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    Of all the discusting things ive seen in india this has got to be the worst.

    About a month ago some of the girls im living with came home traumatised after claiming this 13 year old kid had been driving past them on his bike playiong with himself quite openly....on another occasion he tried to grab another girl as he drove past.

    UUUgh ive just happened to "meet" this disgusting youth...i couldnt beleive my eyes :eek: on the 5th time he went past me i grabbed him off his bike and told him he had a serious problem and if he ever touched any of my mates again i'd chop his balls off

    problem is i dont think he speaks english

    URGH my flesh is crawling....what worrying behaviour for a kid of his age
    helz, Jun 4, 2003
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    Are you in India now?
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    place him in a burlap bag and beat him with reeds
    El Maracca, Jun 4, 2003
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    yup
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    he might be hopin one of the girls will "take the task out of his hands"!!
    Ness, Jun 4, 2003
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    Re: UUUrgh

    The solution to the problem is to learn how to say 'Touch me or my mates again & ill chop your balls off' so he can understand.
    TheSpence, Jun 4, 2003
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    this is india...he could speak one of over 50 languages :spangled:

    i wanna come home :cry: theyre all minging sleazy bastards and i miss real food and feeling clean :cry:
    helz, Jun 4, 2003
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    hahahahahahahah, f a f, nice one!!!:D :D :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Re: Re: UUUrgh

    thats why I didn't put any!! But I am sure you could narrow it down by location & if he is wearing any religious gear. That should cut it down to about 25!!!
    Failing that learn it in Punjabi,Bengali,Hindi these are the 3 most spoken(I THINK)????
    TheSpence, Jun 4, 2003
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    sell the little fucker into slavery
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    wether you speak the right language or not they still just look at you with a vacant expresion

    my roomate thinks we should go to the police but im damned if im standing gesturing to them that a small boy on a bike drove past with his willy out :dunce:

    iluminous alex....i couldnt really sell him into slavery, im kind of working for a charity that is helping kids get out of it :lol: i would probaly just end up working with the little shit
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    It wont be vacant when you say 'Touch me or my mates again & ill chop your balls off'

    But as they say actions speak louder than words.OUCH!
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    I'll come & rescue u in a month! Woohoo! :D :love:
    Julia, Jun 4, 2003
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    Just give him a slap and be done with it :rolleyes:
    Allie, Jun 4, 2003
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    hes probably already stiching footballs for man u
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    on a more serious note, i reckon it would be a lot easier to get a way with murder in a 3rd world country. so kill him and dont leave any obvious clues and you should be fine. good luck.
    illuminous_alex, Jun 4, 2003
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    no point coming back here then, we're all minging sleazy bastards un all :p
    SeniorChem Si, Jun 4, 2003
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    of course it is. thats why it happens all the time :(
    El Maracca, Jun 4, 2003
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    i know i cant wait!!!! expect to be mauled at the airport!!! NORMAL PERSONS!

    And get your shopping head on cause we are going sari shopping in laxmi road straaaaight away!!!

    pauline has gone to meet up with hazel in bombay who is heartbroken cause kirsty has flown to australia (thank god) so im finally having some time alone....i get to sleep with no clothes on under the fan and eat all the ice cream in the freezer :D


    1 month and 5 days!!!!!!! hope youve started packing!!!!
    helz, Jun 5, 2003
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: UUUrgh

    hmmm..........















    ........ice cream!:p
    Ness, Jun 5, 2003
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