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  1. ezeelad83

    ezeelad83 Registered User

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    Bloke Topic

    how come i work with soo many MILFs and why do they all flirt like nowt right.
    they know its wrong and they still do it. what sorta kick do they get like ?

    do we have any milfs out there, gimme an answer ! :D
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    i had a gf who's mother was deff a milf...

    but most of my mates mothers are too old, cept a few who i haven't seen since school who i had crushes on during my early teens, ah those were the days! :D
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    bloody men & milf's!!! a lad i work with can spot a milf a mile off!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Obvioulsy this man is very talented, one presumes he has a fetish for these things !
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    he has a fetish for most things....he's multi talented & even manages to get women to give him the eye when we're driving home!!! :lol: :lol:
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    'scuse my ignorance, but a milf is what????? :dunce:
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    'mother i'd like to fuck' but in your case we'd have to make the gmilf!! ;)
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    you probs dont want to know!
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    now i have the option of going down the sarcastic route but I wont.

    A m.i.l.f. is a 'Mom I'd like to Fcuk' - American Pie 1
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    I see you have feelings for this man ?:D
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    i'm glad someone asked coz i was scared to :D
    thought i'd be fallin for some kinda joke like the one that says something to the effect of "I could really use a corkdo!"
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    I used to take it tight for having a 'yummy mummy'. I learned to deal with it though, usually with violence :eek: ;)
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    :evil: :evil: :evil: :p

    anyway it would more like be the dilf :D

    I must be feeling really thick today, (mondays :rolleyes: ), but what's a corkdo ness? :dunce:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    hehe, i didn't get that either till now! :D
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    Jeff thinks my mam is a milf, he flirts like mad with her when hes at my house, and even gets her pissed then tells her she has cracking tits!!! :evil: :evil: :lol:
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    HAHAHA Thats's class!:lol:

    You done her yet then Jeff?:lol:
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    lol, now theres a situation!! lol xx:p
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    Lol, at my birthday party he was sat with my mam on one side and my big brother on the other side, he was talking to my mam and giving her compliments, then turning round to my brother and whispering "im in here like mate, i think ive pulled!!" and "your guna be calling me dad this time next week" I had to keep slapping him and telling him to stop.....thing is, my mam loves it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Respect to Jeff!:lol:
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    Not really, i dont find it funny :evil:

    (Im only jealous) :(

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