Does anyone know..

Yes, a quite obvious solution u wud think.

well duh

yeah i have been trying to find a job ONLINE

maybe it would be better to leave the house and find a job....then the people ur applying to would know ur a 13 year old girl and not a 35 year old MA graduate eh?

i have reasons for not leaving the house which have nothing to do with u

no need to be so cocky with me

and im glad u think im 13

Meowwwww!

Very gud!

this is a messageboard love...it's not real life so theres no need to get offended.

now blow ur nose and wash ur face. there's no need to cry

i know

so funny isnt it

i know ran out of tissues damn!

Shhhhh! Not everyone realises that! U'll only spoil it!

yeah get off ur arse and go out to find a job, then you wouldnt be sitting there pondering the ins and outs of pork, and did you find anything online? probably not you might have had better luck in, oh lets see... A JOB CENTRE!

Her mother told her to stop in & find out why Jews don't eat pork

Mickey got to b a fireman!

And if it REALLY matters that much........

Why don't Jews eat pork?

The prohibition comes from Torah, in the book Leviticus, Chapter 11,
verses 2 through 8, in particular, verse 7:
1. And the LORD spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them, 2
2. Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts
which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth.
3. Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the
cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.
4. Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or
of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the
cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.
5. And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the
hoof; he is unclean unto you.
6. And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the
hoof; he is unclean unto you.
7. And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet
he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
8. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not
touch; they are unclean to you.


U really really shud get out more tho.

i did actually know the bit about not eating animals with divided hoofs but seemed pointless to say so when we could all pork...sorry poke...fun instead

I like ur thinking. Ur way was a lot more amusing.