FAO Newcastle Fans!

U didn't last season tho or the season before that.

i know we didnt - but i was simply using that - along with the fact that we finished in the top half TWICE to shoot down that patetic attempt by mr eeeeeeezeeeee to av a go at the MIGHTY sunderland!

Yeah that Shearer penalty has hurt your finances. Good old Geordie lad CAPTAIN Shearer messing everything up lol ! Maybes we should get Stewert to show him how to take penaltys!

Win a game!

He scored two on Saturday in the PREMIERSHIP against Everton, not medicore NATIONWIDE opposition like Sunderland face week in, week out. Thanks for the offer tho.

shame you couldnt win though

Cumming in ur pants just abt winning 4 games against crap teams says it all really. Hardly the stuff of champions is it.

neithers 2 points from 4 games.

its not nah - but you dont get ANYWHERE if you dont WIN games......

so tell me again - why aint yas won any?

Re: FAO Newcastle Fans!

bri FUCK OFF!
just because the next derby that ull play will be against gateshead in the unibond league!

let the mackems gloat. they hardly ever get the opportunity.

true, very true dude!

GLOAT GLOAT GLOAT!

yaawwwwn.

please do not go on any further. you have had ur 5 min moan.
about the same length of time that you spent in class judging your writing style and spelling.

my mother - being an english teacher had an 8 year old hand an essay in where all of it was written in 'text talk'.
The essay was handed back saying, nice try.

pretty much the same as sunderlands whole season.

Yeah last season, where talking about what is going on now!

Newcastle cant win a game, Sunderland are!

Nice one

Do you honestly think you would get more than 30,000 fans if you's were in division 1. Your all on the clubs backs already and the seasons just started.

sunderland have had the fortune of playing in the premier league and being able to eventually adjust to the pace of the premiership.
you are now simply overgrown goldfish in a bowl full iccle ones.

yes, you may be back next season, but you wont be in the UEFA cup or anything along those lines.
at the end of the day it comes down to newcastle united pulling themselves together and the young lads ie jenas dyer amongst others staying off the drink and women and keeping their minds on the job in hand.


oh yes a wee ryhme for ya all



Sunderland Pie

To the tune of America Pie, all together now....

A long, long time ago
I can still remember
When football used to make them smile,

And I knew when Ratboy had a chance,
He could make sad Mackems dance,
And maybet hey'd be happy for a while

But Wilkos words, they make me shiver,
With every sound bite he delivers,
Bad news for the black cats
They're going down and that's a fact.

I know for one that I won't cry,
Their hurt will cut them deep inside,
As they are stripped of all their pride,
The day, that Sunlun' died

So...

Bye bye to all Premiership ties,
Driving the team bus to Grimsby and the Mackems will cry
Long ball football as they launch the ball high
Singing "Where is all the money from Sky?,
Where is all the money from Sky?"

Did they really sign Phil Babb,
And can they really be so very bad,
Their league position tells us so.

Now do you believe in hoof 'n run?
Watching them is no real fun.
And can you teach them how to pass to Flo?

Well I know that they're still going down
With a Smoggies smile and a Mackems frown
Lets break out the good booze
Man, I dig those Sunderland blues

With millions in red in the accountants book
Their financial position has come unstuck
But I just couldn't give a f***
The day that Sunlun' died
I started singing...

Bye bye to all Premiership ties,
Driving the team bus to Grimsby and the Mackems will cry
Long ball football as they launch the ball high
Singing "Where's all the money from Sky?,
Where's all the money from Sky?" _







ps
Babies Ward
Four men, a cockney, a Geordie, a makem & a Jamaican, are sitting in thematernity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their
respective child. All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the doors saying, "Gentlemen you won't believe this, but your wives have all had
their babies within 5 minutes of each other."

The men are beside themselves with happiness. "And", said the Doctor, "Theyhave all had little boys. But we do have one slight problem. In all theconfusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery &would be grateful if you could join us there to try & help identify them."

With that the Geordie raced past the doctor & bolted to the nursery. Once inside, he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying, "There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!"

The doctor looked bewildered & said, "Well sir, out of all the babies I would have thought that maybe this child could be of Jamaican descent."

"True", said the Geordie, "but one of those little c*nts is a makem & I'm not taking that chance!".

Just shows your mentality!

Must be proper getting to ya if you can be arsed to write all that.

The pressure the pressure!

i aint thick enough to write that i simply went to the website that says it all


copy, paste.

so you have that on your nicked pc ?


WWW.SCUMDERLAND.CO.UK

No need for that.

how about www.winagame.co.uk