The Death Test - How Long You Got?

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  1. Vandenburg

    Vandenburg Registered User

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    Who's a kinky so and so then!

    It's a sexual kink - whilst in a secual act you restrict the amount of air intake - hightens the sexual pleasure don't you know:eek: ;)

    This was how Michael Hutchence died...
  2. Vandenburg

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    Hold the hearse! We also got a

    DEAD LADY WALKIN

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :D
  3. Miss T

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    causing anarchy!
    oh the shame.....:cry:
  4. ManofScience

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    i feel better now someone is going to die b4 i do. :D
  5. Miss T

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    Gee....thanks alot!
  6. Conway

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    at the age of 71 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (19%)
    Cancer (12%)
    Alcoholism (12%)
    Alien Abduction (10%)
    Auto-Fellatio (10%)
    Suicide (7%)
  7. ManofScience

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    Anytime ;)
  8. wallyjumblat

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    this thing gives different answers every time ! ive done it four times now and gotten four different answers . the worrying thing is its gettin lower every time now im set to die in 2012 at the age of 32 for fucks sake !:spangled: :spangled: :cry:
  9. mrmonkey

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    Location:
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    at the age of 89 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (25%)
    Alien Abduction (15%)
    Heart Attack (11%)
    Alcoholism (10%)
    Contagious Disease (6%)
    Horrible Accident (5%)
    Homicide (5%)
    Suicide (5%)
    Drowning (5%)


    :cool:
  10. Chris Fee

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    at the age of 73

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (42%)
    Heart Attack (24%)
    Alcoholism (9%)
    Homicide (6%)
  11. spud693

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    Out in the sticks cool as fukk gang! :)
    loks like a lot of us are on a one way flight - and it's falling quick...

    all i can advise is: put ur head between ur legs - and kiss ur arse goodbye. :p

    or try to improve ur lifestyle *choke*:eek:

    nah *kisses arse goodbye* :p

    :D :groovy: :D ;)
  12. purvy

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    at the age of 67 years old.


    Cancer (31%)
    Alcoholism (19%)
    Heart Attack (12%)
    Drowning (11%)

    i rekon thats pretty good for me like!
    got a few years of caining to go yet!:p ;)
  13. crasherbiatch

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    both me and martin are gonna die at 71...which is terrible, cos hes a year older than me which means hes gonna die when im 70 and i will get a year without him :cry:
  14. BreakdownBoy

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    asking questions????
    "I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
    June 19, 2055
    at the age of 72 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (21%)
    Cancer (18%)
    Homicide (11%)
    Alien Abduction (11%)
    Alcoholism (10%)
    Contagious Disease (5%)
    Loneliness (5%)
  15. Ness

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    :eek: erm......ok, it'll obviously not be wi me;

    November 5, 2023
    at the age of 47 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (27%)
    Heart Attack (13%)
    Electrolysis (8%)
    Homicide (6%)
    Alcoholism (6%)
    Overdose (6%)
    Alien Abduction (5%)

    good job i'm livin life now eh?!

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