Best excuses for phoning in sick?

I'm off work sick that little (in fact never) that if I was to phone in sick as a result of my record my boss wouldn't even hesitate of telling me to take it easy and not to come in.

you could say you live my away from anywhere and you left the keys to your car in your glove compartment and locked the door if your name is iamian they would defiantly believe you

the shits is well the best. or say u have to go to the walk in at the general for any problem u can think of.

always works for me

A friend of mine once said she had head lice! Worked a treat. Best to tell close mates that you haven't though, as someone may well tell everyone else in the office to buy nit shampoo etc just in case!

I have herd them all.

As I am person that needs the to know why people are sick.

The best I have ever herd was 'My flat mate was going to commit suicide'

Tell them that close relative is really ill and on hospital. Then in a few weeks if you want another day off you can say they've died and you have to go to the funeral!

I had to do that to get a day off for an interview. Just be careful to use a relative that youre never gonna talk about at work in the future

Ive sed that b4, jus sed my nana was rushed to hospital. She made a miraculous recovery the nxt week tho. MUGS.

said i had been up all night and was feeling a bit ill but my bloody mixer didnt come. so just incase it comes tomorrow will pull anoter one. 2 days are more believable anyway.

oh and rob, i hung my head off the side of the bed just incase