msgs

msgs

have u blokes noticed that all women winge on constantly about the littilest things!

have u women noticed that men don't get headaches....they get brain aches, extreme head pain...or "i think i have a brain tumour"'s

the only reason why us blokes get brain aches is because u women r constantly wingin.
i.e.
>im to fat
>my bum is to big
>my boobs r to small
>im on my periods
>i snapped a nail
>and the rest of ure shit
us blokes honistly dont giv a fuck, we jist want 1

dont forget -

"Does my bum look big in this" ???


Trick question, if you say yes then you accuse her of having a fat arse, if you say no then she accuses you of lying and just saying that for a quiet life - YOU CANT WIN!

Here endeth todays lesson in female pyschology !

no m8 womens pyscology is just fucked up

aye yer right keith, just have to look at Anne Marie for that one!

she not happy

ah well, theres a lot of people in this world not happy, some of them close mates to me, and without starting a bitchy thread its her psychology that has made them unhappy.

erm, nice to enter on a nice note keith, u silly billy, but ello chuck!

how ya doin me luv?

and, yes, yes, yes, i agree, with everything!

you cant win, so dont try to, u can please us, but keep trying to, u r never right, so dont think u r, any other questions?

Oh go on.... lets start a REALLY bitchy thread !

nah because the way im feeling it would be bad.

I dont whinge about any of these things to guys! Maybe your hanging around with the wrong girls?

lol, hes hanging round with me n i never say any of these things!

bloody hell, ive done it again, its glitter angel signed in as si, sorry, im having a major identity crisis today

Glitter Angel x

Not at all, it's just that men are too thick to understand! Try thinking with your brain.

i keep getting abuse for when she says "do u think this looks ok?" an i say yeh u look lovely without even looking at her but if u gave her the honest answer that u thought she looked one of marge simpsons sisters u would get even more abuse! is it worth the hassle eh

Just say "Yes that looks nice, but I think you look gorgeous in ..."

Simple!

an all enveloping paper bag? lmao

Hmmm. Perhaps a new girlfriend is in order. Or can't you get one that looks good?

shes not my girlfriend and she doesnt look that bad (she comes on here so i'll get nailed if she reads this )
what ya saying like? i'm a stunner me
honest i am