Tenerife

You sound like a Tenerife 18-30's rep

I was up in the north back in July and it was proper nice. Went on a couple of trips to the south and thought I was in Blackpool. Full of young slappers and wanna-be gangsta garage mcs. Would go back to the North, but never to the South.

i stayed in a place called puerto santiago near los gigantes on the west coast. it was nice there too. the most unbeleivable sunsets

and spanish birds are fit as

:doh: I knew it wasn't Mount Etna, I just couldn't think of the proper name. You go all the way up El?

not the very top cos it was too windy for the cable cars and we didnt have time for the walk. go tsome nice pics and stuff tho

The cable car ride is quite scary. When you go over 1 of the pylon things, it makes the car rock really badly. We only stayed up there for about 5 mins, it was absolutley frezzing, and I only had a t-shirt on. I didn't think about the conditions at the top !!

i went beginning of october just gone, was first time i went away without me parents so it was mint, class crack, but the nightlife is truly shiteee.
we went to an all english speaking place to go to british bars (wetherspoons/yates ) and eat fast food(burgerking/pizza hut etc.)and got a private strip in this club from a lass from hartlepool!! lmfaooooo, coulda been at home!!!
all in all good crack like, but i doubt ill c that place ne time soon.

i drank more than one on that holiday! i was brushing my teeth with vodka by week 2.

batfink and myself paid a visit there a couple of years ago now, needless to say it was a laugh, probably more down to the company than the place. las americas stank of shit!

that wudn't surprise me tbh!!!

i was tame compared to one of the lads i went away with, he woke up every morning and chinned a bottle of spanish 20-20 for breakfast.

he is the biggest drinker i have ever met in my entire life, i predict liver sirosis at 25.

you cant have looked further than a cheesey nightclub then.....tenerife is beautiful!!! its not a shit hole at all!

but then i dont go on holidays for the same stuff as i find at home.....i'm with the over 40's lol

lol at mount etna

thats grim...yvonnes b/f parns used to b able to drink a litre btle of vodka in 2 gulps!!! thats wrong!!!

he stopped cos his mate predicated an early death if he didn't!!

have you seen the dragon tree? the town where that is is amazing. cant fucking remember what its called tho

and theres this lil port thta was the first ever port on tenerife and the town itself is built in a circular pattern and is amazing to see from above

tenerife

i have a photo of me and the dragon tree when i was 3 years old lol...i remember that day really well...i was sick in a taxi so i was wearing my brothers oversized mickey mouse t-shirt with one of them daft tenerife ladies hats hehe....i looked well daft

and then my mum tried to trick me into eating travel sickness tablets by pushing them into cheesey wotsits

those were the days u could only get spanish food....it used to make me throw up everywhere

when i was a kid & went to spain i didn't like the food so i survived on chocolate icecream morning, noon & night (with callipo's for between times) for 2 weeks!!!

one of my earliest memories in life is my mum and dad having a blazing row somewhere in the med cause my dad wanted to force feed me paella and my mum wanted to walk around all of spain to find me a plain cheese omlette....my dad walked off in a huff and left us in the middle of nowhere and my mum picked me up and sat me on a wall that was so hot i burnt my little arse and cried for about 3 days

awww... i nearly got all emotional then!!

one of my earliest memories is me & my bro getting lost in fenwicks & my parents refusing to buy us an icecream!!! it was nearly chrimbo n all!!

we had it hard when we were young.....this younger generation dont know theyre born!

you could proably have your kids taken away for losing them in fenwicks these days

this is true, very true!!!