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  1. JockB

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    Fat cats

    We have made all our production and performance targets for the year and the company is rewarding all the staff with a free canteen dinner for all the hard work whilst the senior management team get there healthy Xmas bonuses.

    Fucking stinks to the core but it's the way of the word I suppose. :mad: :down:
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    tis a fucking disgrace amte...at bt if the advisers don't do their job properly we get sacked...if a fat cat does there job incorrectly they get a pat on the back & a healthy pay off!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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    Im really looking forward to my dinner. Mmmmm .. free mankey fish & chips. :(
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    i wud b well fucked if they offered me that....i hate sea food!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Not to worry, think they have roasted stuffed guacamole peppers on the menu :spangled: :cry:
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    that sounds canny posh!!!

    the poshest bt gets is mouldy pie & chips!!! :rolleyes:
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    The guy thinks he's a budding Jamie Oliver, he's a knob. He should stick to the traditionals, getting off the point a bit though :lol: ;)

    Fat cat wanks.
  9. Ruth

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    lmao!!

    that we were...i fucking hate fat cats...they're a fucking disgrace...

    our call centre director is so concerned bout what the advisers mite say to them cos morale is so low after the dirty trick they played on us that they won't let them come to our site!!!! :lol: :lol:
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    you's wanna sign up for the revolution??? ;)
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    the revolution will not be televised
    the revolution will be live :D
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    dunno bout signing up for the revolution :dunce: but i'd defo play a game called 'lets all shoot the fat cats' :evil:
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    not all company directors are inherently evil (although i admit there are a few bad ones out there), some of them actually care about the communities they work within and spend massive amounts of their own time & funds investing in the future of those communities.

    i was at the TTE (teesside training enterprise) awards dinner last night and pleasantly suprised to see how much the se called fat cats on Teesside are doing for our area.

    it is only the cunts that ever seem to get in the news though. :(
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    lol, how long before this board is placed under survelance as a hot bed for communist propoganda - keep up the good si :D

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    don't shoot my dad :cry: he has worked so fucking hard all his life and still does...he has managed to get promoted from a saturday off job man to a managing director....dont shoot him :(:evil: :cry:

    actually he's a good big wig....takes his employees paintballing and formula one racing

    can he be spared ruth?
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    i'll spare him!!! :D
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    Eyes...

    It already will be scanned periodically.

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    Re: Eyes...

    for what reasons drugs or just general big brother stuff?
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    There was a poster/banner hanging up out side the canteen with a control chart showing the upward trend of our production moves by the targets and the senior management team had all signed/autographed it. :eek:

    I think Jimmy Nail has already been added :lol:
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    like I told you, I'm recruiting for my glo-stick wielding, spiky haired, dayglo, cyber people's army ready to storm buck house at my command :D:D:D

    Jimmy's gonna be my trusty lieutenant :king:
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    Ruth, we've had our bonus took from us and we're back on contingency for the time being, right before Xmas aswell, i'm sick as fuck:evil:

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