Worst DJ performance you have seen ?

every dj who played the bacardi breezer event @ the telewest arena.

especially sasha, i could not comprehend how awful everyone was that night.

lee burridge was also awful.

Too fucking rite Chris!! I walked in there and stayed for an hour before leaving!! Was terrible!!

Soundsystem, tunes, attitude ??? More details Chris.

The layout was ridiculus!! Lights on full during the sets, Carpeted floors, charvas everywhere, dul prog in the background, Tom "ket head" Stephan and his bollocks records!!

can u not remember robbie is his gary glitter phase????!!!

Eddie Halliwell at Promise after Marco V last year.(Awaits slating)
Marco V played a real nice techy set and it would have been nice for Eddie to follow with some harder stuff(which was his style at the time), instead he played a really up and down trance set.
I was less than impressed!

he packed that in when zoe did well on pop idol cos he didn't want the papers to get wind of it & embaress her!!!!

personally i think he did a damm fine job of that anyway!!!

did you see the mock granny who you could go have a cup of tea & biscuits with!

total bollocks, i was furious by the time i left.

i spent the last hour stood infront of lee burridge making wanker signs at him and his mate, who seemed to find me quite amusing possibly due to me falling over several times whilst hurling my torrent of abuse.

the only reason i could think for so many amazing dj's to be shit together is that they had been instructed to play in a certain way; really dull minimal stuff. the whole event seemed more about the ambience, the setting, the layout than about music.

poor show from all involved.

I've got that in tape - it was bad!
Guy Ornadel on nYE at Crasher was bad - obviously pissed although did still play some decent tunes so wasn't all bad

I like it when house DJs do that with big tunes. Saw Choo Choo Romero do it with Everything but the Girl's Tracey in the Room.

jules at eden - he was fuckin dreadful.
also lashes at the tidy weekender just gone.
she fucked up loads of mixes or had them in but didnt drop out properly!

brandon bloc was once spid in the 70's nite club ni consett swearing at he dj about how shit they were when he was out & mortal.....the crack is he has a mate from stanley way!!!!

I also await a good slating...... saw Eddie at Promise - vs - Goodgreef (Talltrees) day after Creamfields.... and he was poooooooooo! Although i couldnt fault his tune selection, just feel like he couldnt be arsed and wasnt trying.... didnt do it for me like....

(please dont hurt me..... .... i usually like him- seen him play some unreal sets before) xx

I think he's shit 9 out of 10 times, I've seen him play a couple of good sets but alot of them have no flow, its like he picks random records out of his box, scratches them a bit and then plays them most of the time

mendez playing prog
he hates the stuff

he is a good trance DJ though

sneak at shindig a couple of weeks back. stayed on the same level all night, did nothing for me ( sorry allie)

and judge jules at GKGG, saw him out of novelty, and he was utter wank

At GG you should have came to the Global arena and saw Montana!
He's the Dogs dinglies!

i wish i had now mate, cos anything wouldve been better than jules!