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  1. purvy

    purvy Registered User

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    my mother walked in once, all i said was get out!
    was a bit awkward like but shit happens.
    at least now she knows ur defo not gay!:p
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    :lol: :lol: I would never hav thought of that as an up side! Does ur mam worry ur gay like???? :spangled:

    No, Ive never been caught :wink: I think shes probs heard b4, but not said anything. :oops:
    Cookee, Dec 9, 2003
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  3. purvy

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    my mother knows im not gay!
    just takin the piss!:rolleyes: :p
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    As far as I can remember, I've only been caught once, and that was outside, so I suppose we were asking for it really :rolleyes:

    In reference to Spud's story: We did a similar thing to a mate years ago. He was off shagging in a bush so we started throwing logs an' shit at him :king: Maturity :cool2:
    Allie, Dec 9, 2003
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    a mate of mine was lying in bed on a sunday morning polishing his rocket and his mother shouted up did he want a bacon sarnie so he finished having his wank and to his horror noticed his bacon sarnies on his bedside table top marks to his mother for not putting him off when on the vinager stroke though.
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: fukkin class:lol: :lol: :lol:
    , Dec 10, 2003
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  8. IBIZARULES

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    I must of heard that story about a million times its been in FHM and Maxim about 50
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    but mine is real it happened about 10 year ago and the lad still works with me all the rest have just made it up





















    haha still funny though innit
    Big Steve, Dec 10, 2003
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    I wasn't! ;)
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    ssssshhhhhh lee u'll get fukkin arrested mate
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    thought i might have heard the...

    ... '' lad got caught having a wank in his room, when he looked at this bedside table his mam had left his hot dinner there''

    never ever believe anyone who tells you that it has happened to them or one of their mates. In fact, dont believe another word they utter.
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    Nope i have never been caught having sex:)

    I have a funny story though....
    I work in a hotel and got told this last week. There was a man came back to the hotel high as a kite in the early hours of the morning- presumably after taking drugs. Anyways he was found starke naked in the lift having a wank!:eek:
    sarahatbeep, Dec 10, 2003
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    haha... living the dream :king:
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    LMFAO! :lol:

    pity the person who cleaned up in there:p

    :lol: :D :king:
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    Lol- we get all kinds of shit at the hotel- as expected really, dildos left behind etc
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    lol, dirty fookers :p

    maybe they are leavin ya's presents :p

    'sorry for jizzin on the besheets that u have to take off, but here's a dildo for ya, give it a wash n it's good as new' ;) :p :lol: :lol:

    :D :lol: :king:
    spud693, Dec 10, 2003
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  18. BRID

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    what kind of drugs make you do that?!

    WHERE CAN I GET SOME!
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    Lol- i dont know the full details- as i wasnt at work on that particular day. All i know is that he was as high as a kite and they ended up callling the police:eek:

    And would viagra mixed with something not do the trick?:cool2:
    sarahatbeep, Dec 10, 2003
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