Funny Names?

Funny Names?

These were some things that were said in the "People who piss you off" thread...

Just made me think of people I've met/known with names that make you laugh. Like a supply teacher we got once in Chemistry, he was there for about a month since our real teacher had broken her neck. Anyway he was called Mr Man, which when he told us made us laugh like fuck

Anyway, who have you known/met with names that you laugh at or cannot believe that they're true?

(I'm BORED!!)

we had a Mrs Mann at our school

Annette Curtain, :laugh: & Darlington Christmas - no shit. Dealt with these ppl the other day. You have to wonder :think: :crazy: And also a Mr Dilbo who actually lives near me! :rofl:

@Paula...maybe they were husband and wife teachers? Mr and Mrs Mann

Suppose I could add people with "famous" names who I know...

Peter Parker (one of my mates, if you dont know Peter Parker is Spiderman)
Eddie Murphy
Tom Jones & Ricky Martin (both of them best mates, and got taken to the Police station when caught drinking underage because the officers thought they were taking the piss when they said their names )
Errr...jesus christ I'm bored I'm gonna go watch a video or something

may be!

im bored too, went to aet hammered after i handed my work in but it didnt work

was gonna watch Wrong Turn but remembered ive seen it before - one of the most bizzare films ive ever watched!

and there isnt even any funny names in it

Once had a health and safety induction from a bloke called 'Ivan Little' not the best one but i found it quite funny during a boring 2day induction:spangled:

used to b a supply teacher called mr head, and he sed his first name was richard

zacharias shebang

he got bullied.

a LOT.

There was a lad at school called Wayne Carr

He had the piss ripped out of him for 5 yeas

Bless

a mate from school was called amy greathead...ppl used to call amy 'gives' greathead!

we used to play games on outbound..like c how many mr mem characters u'll speak to 2day...

mr jellie
me tickle

etc

In the Durham/Sunderland phone book of a couple of years ago there was an A. Freak listed. Dunno if it's still listed. Eugene Megatron?

I can't really take the mick out of peepz names but we had a customer once called Michael Hunt............!!

I used to get him like Chris! we made his life hell

he was a complete cock. glad he went

That Gaylord Focker from Meet the Parents is quite hard to beat. Also, I know a powerlifter called Phil Fagg

I think the Brigton Bears basketball team are still coached by a Mr. Randy Duck.

I was at school with a lad called Andrew Bates. Unsuprisingly, this is not very funny, until one day he got caught mucking about by our physics teacher who promptly caught his attention by shouting "Master Bates!" You can't beat a bit of innuendo at the age of 14!

My sister used to work for a coach company and she had a Mr Tom Arto and Mr P. Nut on the same coach once

A teacher at my old school was called Peter Dick... and she was a woman

And tom will know all about Branwell Sykes...

i used to get loads of funny names to call when i was at work (before i was a bum ) but the best one had to be a mrs Gash

ive remembered some!

well, two.

Know a lad aclles richard aird - which is only funny when you say it. and ahs been done, but still!

and my grandma is called Olive Brown - like olive green, but the wrong shade, before that she was Olive Redhead!