toilet banter

George Michael!!

hahaha that didn't work you trumpet.

Gave em muney just to get em out me way last munth :evil:

They have totally killed "bog banter" feel like ur not welcome in the bogs anymore.

So, how was toilet banter last night?

Were the sinks reclaimed?

What's this about bog trolls? Damn them, I used to spend half of my bloody night in the toilets sat on that middle sink!

We must regain our territory!

Nope They had their crappy aftershave all over them. From what I saw there was a lot of people just getting in and getting out....not many people standing around talking. Not good

Plan B: All toilet regulars congrate at the same time and use all their smellies without tipping. We will smell awful all nite, but the bog trolls will be sacked.

Are they in the ladies too?
If so are there any jobs goin? heh heh

"Plan B" would have worked last night, but everyone was so wrecked no-one really thought about staging an assault in the toilets

And yeah they're in the ladies, but lasses in the ladies. So get your best dress and wig on and get yourself down to Foundation for an interview

Maybe not then eh? :spangled:

They're at their worst towards the end of the night, where they prey on those that are a little worse for wear, ushering people towards the sink, then BAM! Your walk out of the bogs as if walking on air, only because your wallet is empty of shrapnel!:evil:

got sat on a sink.. got thrown out of the bogs

then left.

"come on man freshing up"

I say we all take a bottle of aftershave and some handwash, offer them for free and put these bastards out of business.

:evil: :evil: :evil:

if i ever hear those fucking words again.

GET RID. NOW.