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  1. Chute

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    Religious people @ me door...

    :mad: Just got woken up by a gang of religious people ringin me door bell non stop. Just finished night shift...not impressed :evil:

    Told them in the politest way im not interested, so they gave me a leaflet for "Youth" heh heh :lol: :lol: PMSL

    There's an article on "What about Dance Clubs?" :rolleyes:

    I quote "These gatherings feature the use of intoxicating liquor, drugs and wild music":lol: Sounds good so far.

    "Woe to those who are getting up early in the morning" :tut:

    "Broken limbs and cuts are commonplace, and there have also been spinal & head injuries. Death has even resulted." :eek:

    "Consider, too, the type of music that is featured at most dance clubs. Specialized forms of hard rock or heavy metal music that is characterised by a pulsating beat and obscene lyrics."

    "Even if a group of Christian youths went to a dance club and managed to stick together, the unwholesome music and atmosphere would still be there. They might find themselves in a tense or awkward situation if others invited them onto the dancefloor.":spangled:

    "Then there is the dancing itself....."

    "thus described as sex with clothes on.":lol: :love:

    "it is not uncommon for girls to be groped & touched in inappropriate ways." :eek:

    Class :cool2: :angel2: We'll never get to heaven.
    Chute, Apr 3, 2004
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    Re: Religious people @ me door...

    Yeh, I always knew milkmen were evil people! ;) Surely we go to bed early in the morning? :spangled: Unless they mean in a totally different sense. ;)

    "Broken limbs and cuts are commonplace, and there have also been spinal & head injuries. Death has even resulted." - I was only stalking Rob Tissera! :(

    'Sex with clothes on' - I've never cum while dancing before. Well....this once....that was different tho....... :oops: :love: ;)

    "They might find themselves in a tense or awkward situation if others invited them onto the dancefloor..............and DJ Sammy came on. " :eek:
    GeordieLee, Apr 3, 2004
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  4. Chute

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    :lol: The pictures are just as funny, im gunna have to scan em.
    Chute, Apr 3, 2004
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    Re: Religious people @ me door...

    :rofl: my cock off!!!!!

    these people need to to either get a life, or end their own.
    Ness, Apr 3, 2004
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    "This year kids it'll have to be an imaginary christmas"

    "YAAAAYYYYY!!"

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    blur, Apr 3, 2004
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    Re: Re: Religious people @ me door...

    i vote end their own :D

    cocks :evil:
    SeniorChem Si, Apr 3, 2004
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    Take all your clothes off, go to the door and invite them in!
    Watch them run:D
    Jimmy, Apr 3, 2004
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    :lol: Dont think the postie would be chuffed tho. :eek:
    Chute, Apr 3, 2004
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    :lol:
    Check out of the window first;)
    Jimmy, Apr 3, 2004
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    I would hate to think I shag the same way as I dance :lol: Would be awful! :p Stephen would knock me out with his random arm movements! :lol: :love:
    Cookee, Apr 3, 2004
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    lmao one of me favourite flander family scenes that 1.
    along with "Rod, go get daddy his burying shovel." "YAY!" :lol:
    Ness, Apr 3, 2004
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  13. Yosef Ha'Kohain

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Religious people @ me door...

    How is religion any diffeent from say capitalist advertising... I've got more time for a religious man with morals than some kebab eating beer boy.
    Yosef Ha'Kohain, Apr 3, 2004
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Religious people @ me door...

    :up:

    I've got religious mates and the fact they have the guts to believe in something and stick to it does not mean they don't have lives and can't have fun. :)
    Smog, Apr 3, 2004
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Religious people @ me door...

    I agree, but anyone who tries to *force* their views on someone else is just like .. grrrrrrr.:mad:
    Jill, Apr 3, 2004
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Religious people @ me door...

    When they start forcing views on me I tell them where to go... :D
    Smog, Apr 3, 2004
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Religious people @ me door...

    Unfortunately, last time I did that I said "go to hell" which started the whole bastard thing all over again!:lol:
    Jill, Apr 3, 2004
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Religious people @ me door...

    :lol: slam the door... barring "divine intervention" that should get rid of them ;)
    Smog, Apr 3, 2004
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    Or, if they ring u up, tell them u'll be 2 minutes and just leave the phone on for ages! ;)
    GeordieLee, Apr 3, 2004
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  20. Congay

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    Re: Religious people @ me door...

    :lol: :lol: thats brilliant!
    Congay, Apr 3, 2004
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    I just wouldnt answer the door. Hate johovenors witneses as well. However you spell it:p
    d4rud3, Apr 4, 2004
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