Big Brother is BORED

Big Brother is BORED

It all kicked off tonight in the House when Kitten was given her final warning. Since her arrival she has continually flouted the rules, and tonight Big Brother 'slapped her wrists' again and announced that a housemate will be evicted.

Kitten was summoned to the Diary Room just after 10pm. She looked defensive and laughed nervously to herself as Big Brother issued her with her third formal warning.

Waving to a camera as she left the Diary Room, Kitten delivered the bad news to the astounded housemates.

She approached the hot tub saying, "I'm really sorry - I didn't mean for this to happen."

The House rule-breaker told her housemates that she'd been issued with her final warning for bad behaviour - and that Big Brother was going to take further action. "Basically I think they're gonna chuck someone out."

Denying responsibility for Big Brother's actions she defiantly maintained, "I've been set up to [break the news] so it's not my fault," as the housemates tensely waited for the next summons from Big Brother.

They didn't have long to wait. Minutes later Big Brother requested that a housemate come to the Diary Room and Emma volunteered.

Clutching the laminate as she emerged from the room, she called the rest of the housemates to the living room to give them the shocking news.

"It's serious" she began nervously, before reading the laminate out, "Big Brother is bored by housemates continuing to break Big Brother's rules..."

The proclamation announced that Big Brother was going to evict someone, but there was no hint about who was going to get their marching orders.

"The housemate chosen to be evicted and the time of this eviction will be entirely at Big Brother's discretion," read Emma, as the housemates looked on.

Kitten was instantly on the defensive and clearly felt threatened. "Before everyone starts having a go at me..." she started and astonishingly speculated that the action might have nothing to do her. She suggested that Big Brother might have made the decision even if she hadn't being playing up.

"Kitten just chill out!" yelled Victor as he fought to make himself heard over her shouting.

As the housemates try to come to terms with the news, the question on everyone's lips now is "When?"

she's a right pain in the arse, i reckon victor will knock her out!! good t.v though!

Do you really think that?

hah... i like it... instead of kickin her out making her a 'martyr' (so to speak) they kick someone else out because of her actions and then they all fuckin hate her... marvel arse

the lads a feckin loose cannon, and he hates her anyway so i reckon it's a possibility...... he might just lose it!!!

Nothing the matter with a loose cannon

true!

Some people call me a loose cannon

she is an absolute cock tho...dyke or not! All this rebelling and shit. It was in the paper tues that shes screwing up BB's plans for the eviction cos whoever gets evicted stays in some secret holding room along with a 2nd evictee of their choice!!!

These 2 then get to choose tasks and random shit for the housemates to do and can nominate who does em...BUT... BB are scared that if its her that gets evicted, she'll bang on the walls and shit and spoil the whole thing for em!

She makes good TV cos of how pathetic she is but she does start to piss u off!!

Oh yeah...how pathetic and put on was Marco's crying in the diary room last nite!!!!!!! I absolutely pissed myself at the little camp fucker!!!

Are you the kid with weird feet?

nothin wrong with it..... been called it a few times in the past masel, but have mellowed with old age me thinks! :laugh:

Who is the homophobic in the house? i dnt really watch it

Apparently according to kid!!! Nothing wrong wiv my feet...nothing

ahmed said in his audition tape that he didn't like gays and that he would say so when in the house, but he aint said shit and is now claiming to have gay friends!!!

Take ur pick!!! theres an immigrant ex-refugee homophobe, then we have a homophobic homosexual (doesnt like camp people), then the really camp "Arrrrggghhhh IM MARCO!!!" who doesnt like immigrants!

Good fuel for good telly!

ehhh im confused

the dark skinned dude is a homophobic, smelly pits

LOL spot on nass!

He made some attempt at causing an argument last nite with "MARCO!! ARRRGGHHH!" to which, Marco went to the diary room and cried like a bitch!!! Was the funniest thing iv seen for ages!

Wen a kid squints so hard to force tears out and REALLY curls that bottom lip! "Awww Big Brovverr i jus feel stupid narrr"

i hope kitten goes. She tries to dress up her views on freedom of speech and equality when infact it's petty childish behaviour. grow fucking up. "i'll come to the diary room when i want to"

Part 1

Regular hell raiser Kitten has gone ballistic once more - but this time it wasn't Big Brother who felt her feline wrath, but her eleven housemates.

An innocent plate-painting session saw the group come together as a dozen for the first time in a while, but the harmony didn't last long after Kitten's tirade against the housemates' ignorance over asylum seekers, gays and blondes ended in chaos.

This country, says Kitten, is far more concerned with "profit, profit, profit" than it is with "people." And she, for one, is disgusted with the way asylum seekers and homosexuals - to name just two minority groups - are treated by the government and society at large.

Ignoring her fellow housemates' attempts to enter into debate, the loud lesbian proceeded to cite the bullying she received at the hands of schoolmates as an example of how the government discriminates against gays.

More than one of her fellow plate-painters piped up to insist the way she'd been treated had nothing to do with laws, but with people.

"Bullying is human nature," protested Shell.

"I think you're more likely to be discriminated against because you've got a big mouth anyway," Daniel told Kitten, rendering her temporarily speechless.

And while he had the upper hand over the momentarily mute minx, he added that there are many groups in society who face prejudice.

"Blondes face discrimination!" he told her.

Furious at not having received any support, the Brighton vegetarian sprang to her feet and screamed her distress. "What you're all saying is ignorant!" she yelled over the din of her fellow housemates fighting to have their say.

Storming off in tears, she was soon joined by 44-year-old asylum seeker Ahmed, who did his best to comfort her.

"You cannot compare asylum seekers or gays with blondes," he sided with her.