Faceparty Is anyone regiestered on this thing? I registered ages ago and forgot about it...just logged in and the messages from adolescent boys are quite entertaining
I went on... not been on for months... might have a goosy now... Got messages off a munter drummer from sunderland
from a 17 yr old whos less than average: hi there its simon i've read your porfile and i must say woooo well what can i say? well i'm good person funny and i can have a laugh and most of all i'm very good in the beedroom and i'm well Endowed as well from what i've been told if we met we would go for a drink then after a few drinks (dutch couage) we would make love all night long i'd be your sex slave but if you would like me to take charge i could do that as well. i hope to hear from you soon. simon
Now read the revised version: from a 17 yr old whos less than average: hi there its simon i've read your porfile (porfile? wtf ids a porfile?) and i must say woooo well what can i say? well i'm good person funny (i have a face like a welder's bench) and i can have a laugh and most of all i'm very good in the beedroom (by my right hand) and i'm well Endowed as well from what i've been told (by my right hand) if we met we would go for a drink then after a few drinks (dutch couage) (as i'm sure you won't go near me unless mortal) we would make love all night long i'd be your sex slave (i don't know what you do with a fanny) but if you would like me to take charge i could do that as well. i hope to hear from you soon. (I really do) simon
i slept with one of my sisters mates when i was 17 she was 21 theres nothing wrong with it i got a black eye of my sister mind...... give him a chance
nah - the only man whos gonna get anywhere near me at the moment is one whos very rich, likes spoiling girls and has got a massive doo dah
he said he'd take u for a drink so he must have money...... he said he'd be ur slave....meaning he wud do anything for you, so that wud be spoiling you he said hes well endowed hes ur ideal man
Aye Faceparty's funny as fuck, I get msgs from soem right knackers. You been chatted up by Lesbians yet Saira? Amy gets that quite a bit too Wha'ts yr name on FP?