most embarrasing moment?

It has to be when erm... i ran into a lampost on xmas day and started crying in front of all my mates, it was even more embarrassing when all my other mates heard bout it. But i suppose a couple of lads said that i luked really sxy with a black eye. lol

I have no Embarressing moments! coz im kool

I think i embarressed myself on Saturday at VUZZ, i was rather drunk!

Ive got one.......Was 2 years ago at my 6th forms Formal Dinner Dance 2 weeks before Christmas, i literally i had every drink there was, i was so pissed i couldnt stand, theres these 2 lasses holding me up, 2 pints in each hand, then oops, spilled both pints down both of there dress's! then happily escaped to the toilet to be sick!

has to be wet and wild, queueing up to get a float thing for the black hole. I was quite a porker back then, (12ish)and i was obviously in my bathing cossie. Fell straight over on my bum. That unfortunatly wasn't the funny thing. Because i was such a fat fuck, i made a massive slapping sound on the ground that my mate said was "like a seal slapping off the rocks".

probably had more embarrasing things happen than that but when you are asked directly you can never remember eh?

When I worked in Malia I was well know for going EVERYWHERE on my moutain bike..... even clubbing etc..

One night I was rding down the main street and a camera man was on the street taking a picture of 100's of people outside a bar.......

So........heres comes me flying down the bank on my bike and trying to be clever in front of the bar crowd........ as i speed past the bar and as the flash is about to go I go "no handed" and stick me legs out in some midair spilts letting out some wacky scream...... then CRASH I wiped out and crashed the bike with me KO'ed ina bloody heap. All this in front of 100's of ppl (all now in hysterics!!)

OH DEAR!!!!!

In a Bloody Heap!! Anything Serious mate?

I think I might have lost a Gyros and MY PRIDE!!!

I was on the metro the other day and it had stopped at South Gosforth. Some poor woman came running down the steps and fell flat on her face in front of a packed rush hour train. She started to get to her feet and her friend, who was already on the train holding the doors open (and almost getting crushed in the process) shouted for her to get on the train... but the woman who'd fell over had an unfortunate name because the lass holding the doors then yelled "COME ON EILEEN" .. cue a nearby lad breaking into the song and the whole carriage laughing at the poor woman... One of the funniest things I've ever seen. She was mortified.

klass

new years just gone, deciding to 'just drink' to stay soberish before the boat, i drank 1L vodka (i remember none of this i might add) and woke 2 of my mates up during the night as i pissed all over them in bella's bed, then jumped onto the bed and onto the pair of them :spangled:

i remember very little, tho have recieved quite a bit of stick ever since

oh yeah just reading the first one and it reminded me of the time that for no good reason other than to amuse myself, i decided to write a massive great fantasy about *just make it up in your mind you will anyway*. i hid it in my drawer in my bedroom and totally forgot about it. totally. until my mam and dad were helping me clear out my stuff to re-arrange the bedroom that is. im not talking your average "and then this happens" malarky. Im talking about deepest dirrtyest thoughts you have ever had in your life, written on the notepaper out your schoolbooks :blush:. So my dad, just being stupid said "oh are these notes to your boyfriend" held them aloft and started reading.

gutted, embarrased wasnt the word. the look of astonishment on my mams face that her 14 year old daughter could write such filth was a classic.

ive never mentioned it again like.

I remember once thinking I was dead clever when I compiled a massive list of the filthiest and most vile sentences I could imagine in Spanish using my mam's dictionary.. then my dad found the list and I was slightly embarrassed to say the least.

ah they are rolling in now....

when i got my first rose of a lad on holiday - it was tied to the door with an elastic band and my dad brought it in put it in water, i thought that was bad enough (you know when you are at that stage you get really embarrased by things like this) but the next morning, the camcorder was out and "THIS IS LUCYS FIRST EVER ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" zooming in on my red face and the rose.

when i was on holiday in greece with my mate and her mam and dad, she had met this older lad, and he wanted to meet up for drinks. we were obviously pretending to be older than we were and so were downing shots at the bar. the problem was, we all had food poisoning. everytime i had a shot i was gagging and running to the loo, my mate wasnt impressed as she was trying to chat up this lad. then my mate, downing another shot, spewed (and i mean chunks) all down the front of this lads white shirt, all over the bar, the floor everywhere. we just gave up and went home lol.
im a bit of a knob like

Mine is......when on a photocall taking pix of Prince Charles...I pushed my was through some photographers to get to the front of the bunch. Didnt realise I had pulled my shirt undone.....I was stood there taking pix of him, showing off my lovely lacey bra! :spangled: