mwhahahaha Ananova: NTL customers told to "f***" off Callers reporting faults to telecom company NTL were greeted by a recorded message telling them to f*** off. A man with a strong Geordie accent made the foul-mouthed announcement. The message said: "Hello. You are through to NTL customer services. We don't give a f*** about you. We are never here. "We just will f*** you about, basically, and we are not going to handle any of your complaints. Just f*** off." The message was on a line for call centres in Manchester, Swansea and Lanarkshire. Company sources said an outside hacker breaking into the NTL system was the most likely culprit, though an employee with a grudge wasn't ruled out. Spokesman Malcolm Padley said: "We'd like to apologise."