Toon beer drinkers

I was hardly being un-friendly mate.

Grew out of that when I turned 25.

onto the Smack now then eh

can you get Buckfast anywhere in toon ?

had many "interesting" night drinking that stuff :sick:

Remem that days in Leeds Johnny ?!?!

Nee shopping done whatsoever, both needed zimmer frames to leave Wetherspoons

When i used to drink Brown Ale in the Bigg Market it was always 2 for 1 in Yell, and yeah there was always a kick off not long after cos if end up having about 6 bottles in total and a few Snakeys beforehand !

Mondays used to be the dogs in the toon

Me in me Rocky P's, 501's which were probs like leggins and Burberry Check tattooe'd shirt

Most offies in Whitley Bay and the Jesmond stores sell it at the Cradlewell.

Lets load John up with Newcy broon before the next Promise

now that looks/smells and tastes of shite...get you well pissed though. I fell over face first outside the arches and never felt a thing

Brown Ale = Drink of gods

lambrini = drink of kings

One night we were drinking dog-bite and had about 4 pints in Union Rooms - we left me and me mate and were walking along some alley to get to the Bigg Market - anyways i spewed straight away and instantly me mate was same, both bloated as fuck !!

Bloke walked past and was like :

"Alright there lads, u ok - all day session ?"

I was like ill as fuck :

"Nah mate first bar"

It used to just send me loopy, i always used to get into trouble at the end of the night and either get kicked to fuck or end up in a canny scrap - i used to go home and wake up with no shoe laces on me shoes but me pen knife would be there and id be that mortal id of slashed them off

The weekend i went to see me mates in Falkirk who id met in Ayia Napa we started in the Bucky - two hours later i was flat out spewing me hoop and had alcoholic poisening off the grog, fair few big buds as well like - some fucking weekend with me mates, more like a weekend in bed green - i bet they thought what a fucking harlet

its true.

lambrini was invented when jesus turned water into 'brini

NEVER DRINK WITH THE JOCKS...THEY DEFY THE LAWS OF MEDICAL SCIENCE WHEN IT COMES TO ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION

I can now be sick and hold a conversation and drink at the same time

We were drinking big bottles of bud then they had 3 bottles of bucky, i think i had a few bud which is ok ish, for me i wouldnt drink it now tho - then the bucky just kicked me to fuck and thats there tonic, i think we were smoking weed as well

Thinking about how ill i was now - falkirk seen me drinking only cokes after that night - when i did go out, i remem the old "right wait here cos there's a rangers lot coming out this club" and that was that !!

After Promise on boxing day i got the train to see my girlfriend at the time, got there at 12:30 in the afternoon and by 1 in the afternoon they had me drinking triple vodka n cokes

that's why all jocks look like their on death door they hide from the sun in dingy bars and get minging all day. Return home @ night with a carry out :spangled:

Rab C Nesbit = the truth

cool. You were informed incorrectly. Its neither in a student area, or mainly occupied by people who go to college. like that has any bearing on the quality of the pub anyway.