jammy git

jammy git

just been out for a drive with the missus and got pulled over for the police for doing 48 in a 40 didnt know i was doing that speed

and he told me i was going to get 3 points so i was like
coz my insurance is sky high anyway, so he picked up his radio and was just about to check my details when a call came through saying that someone had failed to pull over and there was a chase on
so he told me to get out and said this is ur lucky day son
belive me ive learnt my lesson about speeding and will never do it again

should have asked if i could along on the pursuit really

i believe you are a **** of the lucky kind

thats a bit of a blast from my past m8. we were pulled ova in a car outside a rave with loads of everything on us. they took the driver in2 the copper car, and just as they wer busting us, a call came in an they fucked off and left us to enjoy the nite
:groovy:

You'll write your car off in the not so distant future.. life aint that fair

i was proper flapping one coz i had been booting it up the motorway and when i got in the back of the car he said in a hurry were we so i was like oh shit im banned

then when i heard that on the radio i was trying not to smile so much coz that would'a help :groovy:

Oh yeah and i gave ya my address where's my cd bitch?

ps am drunk so excuse the bluntness

done that was fun but i where not my fault he jumped the traffice lights and they have c.c.t.v footage to prove it

oops

gotta couple left will post one to ya

on me way to getting drunk now need to after a fright like that i love my car and need it so bad

i went for luch today with some mates and the car infront of us span out and went a good 50ft into a field spinning 6times.

Was funny as fuck but i thought the fucker was gonna roll

:spangled:

belive me i dont drive like a mad man hate people that do just it was 9:45 on a sunday night (no one around) so i thought i would put my foot down on the motor way for a sec give the old girl a good run then came off the motor way on to a 40 road and thats when i got caught

I got caught doing 70 through bishop aukland town centre and got off scot free.

helps when i used to be a chef for the police Lucky as fuck i was

lucky buggers!

deserve a slap for that like

If your gonna ride a motorbike ya may as well speed

ps this is what i ride but mine is maroon

ooh does it make that satisfying deep grunt that those sorta bikes make?

T2 style..

You'll be needing my clothes...and my boots then

has a v twin double exhaust.

Roars like fuck

got all black leathers and helmet t2 style of course

she's called Rachel

Aint she pretty?