Criminal Record

Criminal Record

Do any of you lot have a criminal record? I have a good story 2 tell about getting a criminal record..

Does anybody know Tynemouth? Theres a lake just up from Tynemouth Beach which has about 15 bright yellow 'swan' boat things in it..which are a bit like pedlo's but littler, u sit in them and peddle and thats how u move in the water...

Two of my sisters friends, were emm, quite spangled and decided to take a trip to the lake. They saw the swans, and decided they liked the look of one of them, so they decided to take it..

They proceeded to carry it off from the lake, crossed the road and ran down the like, sand dune things and into the sea...

They got in the swan and starting peddling in the sea My sister was on about them radio'ing the coastguard saying ''swan to coastguard swan to coastgaurd'' but im not sure if they did that

Anyway they were peddling round the side of like the bay thing, and anybody who knows tynemouth will know its not that far round and theres like a corner you turn kind of thing...(doesnt make sense i know)

But anyway, they were peddling round there..and it just so happened that the lifeguards were having a beach party. Oops

Both of them were arrested, and on their criminal record...it says they were done for 'Piracy of the Sea'

Now that, is a criminal record to be proud of I want to be a pirate!

ur sisters friends r wild!

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what a title

i got arrested for criminal damage and assualt not proud of it either

That's one to tell the grandkids

I've got nothing quite as extravagant. Was locked up for being drunk and disordely last year.

My first works night out-I made an impresion.OOPS!

Was shouting at a bouncer outside Blu Bamboo and the next thing i know I was handcuffed

Didn't even get a caution though..Thank god :angel2:

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Exactly! Honestly i couldnt breath when she was telling me about it. Fucking class

those swans aren't very sea worthy.....

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i bet you where would have let any of my sisters live that un down if they where charged with summit like that

Hmm...I questioned that aswell...like, how did they do it? They r all insane though so, i came to the conclusion it was quite possible...

there's 2 sizes as well... little pedlo jobbies - then the swans are massive... i wouldn't fancy carrying one!

ar jim lad

a friend of a friend managed to break one of those cast iron direction signs that are around newcastle city centre, he nicked the one with "playhouse" on it and went round the uni smashing stuff up.... and then got busted

U go there every weekend dont ya!

My aim before I get old...criminal record like that

Think Id quite like to be handcuffed :laugh:

Nver been arrested or warned before :angel2:

Remember this........

Yes!

I can sort that out my dear!

I've been locked up a couple of times, just for d+d! :beer:

Drink driving??? :spangled:

Xmas pressie babe???

Aye its safe to say i have spent a few seperate nights in a police cell for wrong doings

You rogue!! :angel3:

It was Kev's fault last time the fucking cock end :evil:

Other times i wont say on here, i dont want people thinking i deserved that skinhead