bitch.

bitch.

i was right in what i thought, something had happened.

becky got back with her ex behind my back.. i find out on my birthday

Bint.

Set the cat on her.

:flowers:

What a

Snakes with all different sizes of tits mate!

How'd you find out btw mate?

Sorry to hear that mate!

Woman are sly as fuck sometimes like! Im sure you'll find the right woman sooner or later! Just dont go out looking!

***** man nass do to them first whatthey will do to you

so go out there and buck as many of em as you can mate

why i keep spilling stuff like this on public messageboards.. i need to take a step back off the net cos nearly everything that happens in my life gets a mention on here

It does like, I know you better than you know yourself!

I've saved a fortune on psychiatrist fees since I joined this board

nass man... your a nice lad and their are plenty of decent lasses out there... i dont wanna sound patronising but youve just turned 19, its the time to enjoy yaself! finding the right person takes time and patience and someone will turn up soon enuff...


...until then ya gonna have to flog the dolphin

:evil: :evil:

Dunno how anyone can be nasty to 'Wor Young Nass'. :spangled:

The daft bint!

Have to admit, never heard that one before

sorry to hear that bud!

lol think its off "theres something about mary", ive nicked from somewhere tho!

1. Badger the witness
2. Bash the bishop
3. Baste the turkey
4. Beat up shorty
5. Beef-strokin'-off
6. Burp the worm
7. Choke the chicken
8. Clean your Rifle
9. Clear the snorkel
10. Date Pamela Handerson
11. Drain the dragon
12. Drill for oil
13. Exorcise your demons
14. Fiddle the ferret
15. Fight with Tarzan
16. Five knuckle shuffle
17. Flog the dolphin
18. Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters
19. Groom the Wookie
20. Jackin' the beanstalk
21. Jerkin' the gherkin
22. Manual Override
23. Milk the one-uddered cow
24. Onan's Olympics
25. Our Gang Spanky Marathon
26. Playing a Flute Solo
27. Play some Pocket Billiards
28. Pocket pool
29. Polish the pewter
30. Pulling your Taffy
31. Rattle the one-eyed snake
32. Say hello to Mr. Happy
33. Shake hands with the one eyed milk man
34. Shaking Hands with Mr. Goodwrench
35. Slobbin' the Milosevich
36. Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun
37. Squeeze the Charmin
38. Stroke the salami
39. Take matters in hand
40. Taming the shrew
41. Tease the weasel
42. Tickle the pickle
43. Twang your Magic Twanger
44. Varnishing the Fencepost
45. Visit the petting zoo
46. Wax the Winnebago
47. White water wristing
48. Windsurf on Mt. Baldy
49. Wrestle with the one-eyed monster

So much fun...

Cant believe youve just posted them Have you just made them up or you copied that from somewhere?