Linzi's new flat

Linzi's new flat

If she gets the one she's after she has said i can turn the spare room into a ball pitt including disco lights.

There is currently 2430 ball pitt balls on sale on e-bay but unfortunatly its £100 with 3 days left.

So i thought all you fine people who are friends with her instead of getting her a house warming gift you could donate some money to the "Get Linzi A Couple Of Thousand Balls" fund.

Donations will be accepted in cash and cheques.

I shall also be starting the ball collection off with a donation of 275 ball's.

There will be a find the breakfast game happening in the above mentioned room at Linzi's house warming party. The prize shall be kindly donated by me.

So dig deep so Linzi's childhood dream can come true

Dunc 'll fix it for you, and you and you.

you should get a barn door type thing? is that what you are getting?

that seems the best idea in the world. i dont know either of yous i dont think, but can i come round when its done? might just go to ikea and smuggle some balls out the play area.

We are gonna put a bit of wood on the inside of the room blocking a couple of feet of the door way then leave the door intact.

And you do know me. Can't believe ya forgot me. So until you remember me you can't come

Let us just chip in and get you a sunbed Duncan, far more suitable THEN when i come down some time i can go on it cock eyed to fuck - winner !

I'd rather be pale and have a room full of balls and flashy lights

Ball pits a good idea. Keep Duncan occupied for a few hours and out of the way

no u cant do that coz i want the spare room when i come down to visit!!! :tut:

ball pool would be a mint idea

duncan would go missing for days :laugh:

ball pool party at foundation...trance and a ball pool mint...

Look young Miss Blenkinsop if you decide to be crackless and go to bed you can fuck off if you think i am losing my ball pitt just so you can catch some z's.

I'd be alright i'm drop breadcrumbs so i could find my way out

Ball's to that!

Mint idea Duncan! Ill chip in

I always knew there was summint about you i liked. Now just get that filthy geordie fiancee of your's to chip in and were off.

well i know of you duncan, but i don't know you enough to come around and play in a ball pit lol

It's ok Ness know's me well enough so he can ring you round

poor effort but still funny

duncan get yourself to metroland and the wizards castle. massive ball pit for you to play in there. I used to love that place as a kid. i reckon you are probably still small enough for them to allow you in!

my mates work has a ball pit but i'm never allowed in it cos she says kids piss in there all the time

not fair!!

ha ha me i stay up and talk to ppl while u go in to your own gaga land :tut: