your mother's gotta penis

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  1. jayz-e

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    your mother's gotta penis

    It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
    To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet!!

    She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.
    And a single eye that sometimes weaps
    If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets

    Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

    Goldie lookin chain the best thing 2 come outta wales since Dean Saunders.:D :D
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    Re: your mother's gotta penis

    Eh?
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    Re: your mother's gotta penis

    :wtf: :wtf:
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    i was jus listenin to goldie lookin chains tune.. your mothers gotta penis and jus needed 2 share some of the lyrics wiv u ppl thats all!!!
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    brilliant! Cheers :p
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    Newton Aycliffe, huh? That speaks volumes:lol:
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    What, like the capital of the world
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    na its a dump but all roads lead away from it;)
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    How do you know they don't all lead into it ;)
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    Hey I work in newton Aycliffe- its a nice place!:rolleyes:
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    :tut: :tut:

    Aycliffe :king:

    Jayson grow up :lol:
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    the thing is these people win awards and shit

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