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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by dodgy, Mar 12, 2005.

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Well girls, what's your preference?

  1. under 5 inches (maggot)

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%

  2. 5 to 6 inches (pinky finger)

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%

  3. 6 to 7 inches (courgette)

    9 vote(s)
    36.0%

  4. 7 to 8 inches (banana)

    9 vote(s)
    36.0%

  5. 8 to 12 inches (baby's arm holding an apple)

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%

  6. 12 inches plus (dodgy's/unbelievable)

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
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  1. Jon Mack

    Jon Mack Registered User

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    Don't you know it ;) :love: :angel2: :lol:
    Jon Mack, Mar 12, 2005
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  2. Chris_Spence

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  3. Sleepy

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    aye :lol:
    Sleepy, Mar 12, 2005
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  4. dodgy

    dodgy rowr kitty super meow cat

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    It's making me feel like I need reduction surgery. :cool2: :D
    dodgy, Mar 12, 2005
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  5. Jon Mack

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    god I really need to learn how to type :dunce:
    Jon Mack, Mar 12, 2005
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  6. Sleepy

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    i didn't wanna say ;) :lol:
    Sleepy, Mar 12, 2005
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  7. Jess C

    Jess C Tookie

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    Jess C, Mar 12, 2005
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  8. Jon Mack

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    Liar ;)
    Jon Mack, Mar 12, 2005
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  9. Mozza

    Mozza MOZZAN8 ST4TE-PHUTURE84

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    Mozza, Mar 12, 2005
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  10. Chris S

    Chris S Monkey Tennis?

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    ive got a tiny penis its pathetic
    Chris S, Mar 12, 2005
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  11. Freddy Flintoff

    Freddy Flintoff WE MISS YOU JOHN

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    I'm happy with mine :D
    Freddy Flintoff, Mar 12, 2005
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  12. Cookee

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    I am happy with the one I have too :D
    Cookee, Mar 12, 2005
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  13. Cookee

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    I didnt say it was mine. It just belongs to me :D
    Cookee, Mar 12, 2005
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  14. Rossy

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    It's millers she hasnt had a penis transplant. :lol:
    Rossy, Mar 12, 2005
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  15. confuzzled

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    ladies, i've always been under the impression girth is just as important as length?

    if you've got a pencil dick even 8 inches aint gonna help you!
    confuzzled, Mar 12, 2005
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  16. Mr. Revel

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    it worries me that its mostly men that have replied in this thread....
    Mr. Revel, Mar 12, 2005
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  17. princess jane

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    the men i've 'experienced' with really big dicks have always been rubbish in bed. They think they just have to wave it about and you'll be instantly juiced up, sod that foreplay lark. then it's 10 minutes of pneumatic drill action which makes your ovaries clack together and your eyes water and you're supposed to be GRATEFUL for this turn on free stomach churner....don't think so..


    bit of girth is more preferable, even more preferable is consideration and imagination...

    plus the usual high credit limit long tongue specifications, previous candidates need not apply lark
    princess jane, Mar 13, 2005
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