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  1. M.C.E

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    Useless fact thread

    Useless Fact Thread:

    Carry it on with a useless fact of your own

    Did you know, Lewis Collins of The Professionals fame, actually passed all the tests for the SAS with flying colours, but was eventually refused entry as his face was too well known after The Professionals?
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    Lisa off Hollyoaks is from Doncaster

    Tony Christie is from Doncaster

    Kevin Keegan is from Doncaster

    Jeremy Clarkson was born in Doncaster

    Michael Parkinson is from near Doncaster

    Paul Daniels' son lives near Doncaster
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    The daddy long legs has the most powerful venom but cannot administar it as it has no teeth.
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    MARCE - I like your avatar :D
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    MARCE has no criac
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    Cheers, made me laugh :lol:
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    Where can i get this criac from?
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    see god
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    its in the post :lol: :rolleyes:
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    Bulls are colour blind therefore not attracted to red
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    Freddy Flintoff WE MISS YOU JOHN

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    Still a shit hole tho
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    just like your face
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    No my face is not the teenage pregnacy capitol of Europe, It is not full of charvas, and it does not look like a concreate schoolyard...

    I have seen doncaster whereas you have never seen my face so i feel my insult has more substansial evidence behind it
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    i was alluding to your use of the word "shit". and i can imagine that your face looks like shit.
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    I have to say it has been known to look pretty shit at times, but nowhere near as bad as one of the shittiest places in britian
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    A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.
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    That is one hefty shite :spangled: :oops: :p
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    too right !

    Should probably be the average man uses 57 sheets of toilet paper every day :lol:
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    Check your pm's Si :lol:
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    I just use my hand and wash it afterwards cos im trying to save the enviroment

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