wow ive just seen a massive spider in my kitchen and for the first time EVER i didnt scream and run away
oh shit now im scared, ive just turned around and seen another one heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hannah jus think where they might be when u go to sleep!!!! olny jokin darlin,,they'll be runnin about munchin on all the little beasties that u neva see.!!! honest
Get ur ass to bed (Wheel the chair out..) I have massive spiders in me room all the time (I live next to a massive field) and I've now got mice. Its not nice sittin in the dark and seenin things movin round ya room out the corner of ya eye. I keep gettin things runnin past my feet and stuff.. dunno if its a spider or a mouse. Not nice..
I'll be safe if I can just get upstairs ........... Unless theres one waiting for me in my bedroom Thats it Im cracking out dial-a-man
I was just thinking I could push the chair over to the stairs have got it all planned out ......... wheel chair over to stairs, climb over the banister, flee to safety up the stairs, slam bedroom door, seel up door frame, jump on to bed, hide under duvet
Don't forget to put somethin under the door.. They'll crawl through.. nasty bastards. If ya have easy access to either a paper or mr muscle you could take em on. Just hope they're not fast.. *edit* also check to make sure there are none in ya bed either.. its horrible when that happens..
my da's a right soft twat when it comes to spiders. even if there tiny. me and my mam always get them when there in the house and chase after him with them. he fuckin legs it.
Thats what my lass does.. scares the living shit outta me.. only problem is the only place to run is the bathroom (as its the only room with a lock on the door) but thats the most spider infested room in her house.. I loose either way