Irritating Noises

Irritating Noises

Which noises piss you off the most?

The sound of the front door shutting just when you remember you have forgot your keys.

That voice that almost all traffic policemen have - 'When I came to work this morning, the speed limit on this road was 30 miles an hour - I don't think its changed since...' or 'Having trouble taking off were we, wing commander?'

The bell at last orders

My ex when she said 'not tonight'

eeeeeewwwwww

Mines too tight for any air to get in ... woohoo no fanny farts

Oh sorry .... forgot hard house

ooooooooooooooooo stick you ya mamma too and ya daddy

I'm embarassed FOR you now Hannah! (Not because of your supposedly tight fanny either)



Back to the subject at hand.....

Noisy eaters - urgh!

Oh and noisy breathers too

It was a joke man .... although seriously i really cant remember the last time one occured

Thats the worst ... gets reet on my nerves

Especially if they do it in bed :evil:
Oh and people who mumble as they drop off to sleep. My ex used to call out for his mummy!

Hannah, everyone seems to take you dead serious on here like

eeeeee just a tad

a certain crazy frog for me, who seems to have mysteriously disapeared from itv adverts

Do you ever nOT think about sex!?!?!

I know I dont

:tut: it's all good though

Worst noise ever - my alarm clock...it's not a bad noise, but it kinda means that I have to get up

(though being a student this is usually around 10am )

Alarm clocks

I feel your pain