Big Brother

and her broken ankle with a fully working one?

oh yeah. She thinks she's a diva when she gets in that diary room chair. More like an avid. Avid user of the new slinky string neck conversion that with have your head bobbing no end to each and every syllable.

How did she get through the auditions? She's crap.

Keep Derek in for the banter!! He's class, the rest are just peasants!!!

If Derek died tomorrow the world would be a better place.

I wouldnt go as far as that he's worse off being alive. He needs some hard trance in his cd collection.

As opposed to his Barbara Streisland collection that he requested!!! LOL

Aaaaaaaa Boy.

i've hardly watched it - but dereks been a good laugh and a right character - its got all yous talking about it!

get rid of the cliquey little kids with raging hormones

HOORAY!!!!!!


Ive already got the sniper rifle ready for his eviction

the same applies if someone ran onto the dancefloor in the middle of a pvd set and started spraying runny shit over everyone. Everyone would be talking about it but not for a good reason.

I reckon he's mint!! "1stly i'd like to nominate GOON a"

Stroke of genius swapping a chicken for cider too - :worship:

I used to like him, but he's getting too cocky now imo. He's making himself look a complete tool trying to pull Saskia, she's wouldn't go with him ''at all''

science is the bestest he's got the best voice ever n he's class!! i hate posh stuck up people....

He's a total prick! I'm sure the BB producers were laughing there arses off when they thought about putting him in the house to cause aggro!

derek is a twat, if i was in there ad have to smash his teeth in, he thinks he is a cut above the rest, but hes not, hes just just a posh fuckin sweetcorn, thats got nowt else better to do but moan, what a mong!!!:evil: :argue2: :fuming: :angry:

would i be right in assumin you dont like him then

Go on rayburn lad! Say it how it is!!

@ "Posh fuckin sweetcorn"

God I cant believe how much I HATE Science :evil: What a cock!!! :fuming:

Same here, what started as a slight dislike has now developed into a full blown hatred and I would actually like to kill the man.

Know what I'm saying, yeah?

Science is a grade A nipple

I admit I would kill Scienece if I wa sin there with him but I think he's the best in there to watch