I had a 3 some with Abi Titmuss and Paris Hilton but was only allowed to have it on condition i signed a written contract that i couldnt sell it to the papers or media.
, i my toilet was fucked once and the toilet seat used to fall down so a used to have to hold it upwith one hand and piss with the other, it was like preforming a bastard circus act so in the end a used to just piss in the sink (and no not the kitchen one) till it was fixed oh and my secret well it would'nt be a secret if a telt ya
I've inflitrated the al queda terrorist camp in france, and I've sat here just about to pop a cap in Mr ladens testicles. The reason I've not done it yet is cause I'm savering the moment of him pissing his pants in fear.
water the flowers I once had a piss in my garden when i couldn't be arsed to go upstairs to the toilet (i was well stella'd up at the time), my gf dosn't know..............yet....
I had sex with my ex's cousin when we were together Disclaimer: it is the one and only time i have ever cheated and i was 17 and daft...oh and shit faced.
