A Mate

A Mate

Reckoned that he caught crabs from the toilets in Foundation.

Own up, who's the crab spread-er?

Was Ferry DJ'ing at the time ?

thats impossible std's can't survive in air they have to be in the warmth and moisture of us.

But crabs are LICE not STD's.

Don't die of ignorance.

yeah but its a sexually transmitted disease which is what std stands for.

No, they are LICE not a DISEASE.

Was it you who spread them? Not that you'd know.

an sti then, you seem to know a lot about them you had a lot of experience?

The 'I' in STI stands for INFECTION not INFESTATION.

And yes, you've got to know your enemy.

As for Ferry, I've heard he has to regularly scrape clinkers from his bow.

i know it stands for infection. I think lice would come under that.

The lice would come under the infection?

Sounds disgusting.

So do you know who the Foundation trance crab spreader is then or what?

the person who your mate shagged cause they can't survive, unless they are on the warmth and moisture of our bodies.

lol its no suprise that xanda has a vast knowledge on std's

fuck you joe, I've never had an std in my life, I just know a lot about everything.

any excuse!!! hes shagged a fat munter from sunderland

this mate of yours!! is it you

Never underestimate the resiliance and versatility of the trance crab, powered by epic breakdowns, lumo make up (COME ON) and e-sweat it can survive outside of its normal environment.
Just ask Ferry 'Nipper' Corsten.

call this number mate they can help U!!!

01915656256

Pah, I don't need help 'Traffic', just answers.
Who is the Foundation trance crab spreader?
I suppose they could have jumped from an aired 'clout' in the middle of a breakdown.
Feel the itch.

Justice or Pike?

You decide