The Worst Thing You Have Done!

The Worst Thing You Have Done!

Come on, don't be shy. Give us your biggest boobies!! (Them too if you have to)!!

probably pissing clarki off i feel like utter wank today :cry2:

Hmmm probably teasing my cat when I was little and getting scratched in the eyeball!

got me thinking, god i dont know what the worst thing i ever done was!!!!! maybe i do but dont feel comfortable posting it on a message board

Wimp!!

Mine is having a poo when I was about four in a cafe toilet and I jumped off before I finished so it wouldn't splash my bum when it plopped!

But I really had not finished and it fell on the floor. I stepped on it and allsorts in panic and had to wipe my feet on clean carpet.

When I got sorted, I went back to my seat to finish my pop and a few mins later, everyone was told they could not use the toilet coz some scruffy bastard has had a shit on the floor!

I put my head down in embarrassment. No one knew it was me, I felt devastated!

probably farting and following through in the park as a kid

had to rush and wipe my arse on a daily mirror in the bushes.

classic

Get on!!!

Nowt funnier then shitting yourself, hey!!!


Eeeew!:moon:

to be fair the worst thing i have ever done in my life could be anything and somethign that i dont wanna share!!!!!!

what you have stated sounds more like the silliest thing you have ever done, not the worst

Hilarious

Probs right. I would deff not talk about the worst thing ive done, probs be arrested!!

My mate did a fucking brilliant thing...

He was shagging some lass doggy style, going for it like an animal.... with his impressive thrusting movements he made a minor misdirection....

slipped it right up her arse full pelt, she screamed, launched forward...

smashed her head off his bedside cabinet, split her scalp open and lay on the floor unconscious with blood pissing out of her head Lol!

He then ran down stairs with a boner into a room occupied by his mam and aunty screaming " i think ive killed her! "

they ran back up to find her nursing a sore head

Humour us then!

Oooops!!!

Worst things ive done probably involve taking drugs on a sunday after noon in local pubs. people having quiet meals while im boxed out of my tits.

made a right fucking arse of myself to be honest.

never again

piss

I had a piss in my back garden not to long ago. It was about 11:30pm and I was well fooked. I needed a wee wee but i could't be arsed to go upstairs to do it so i did it in the garden. I dont think anyone saw (i hope)

the silliest thing ive done is get my head stuck in my mams banisters on the stairs shouting abuse at my brother!! had to be cut out of there. also when i fell down a drian ( well the fire hydarnt hole thingy...the tny one) and had to get a pnematic drill and fire crew to get me out i was stck!! i was sooo shocked that i thought my leg fell off and it was slap bang in the middle of oxclose centre. end of school day

Re: piss

LOL i do that all the time!

garden aint too bad mate ...

i nearly pissed in my nephews wardrobe, i got dragged away with my kegs round my ankles

hahahahahaahhaa

You have got to be an allias.

lol class

someone i know got her head stuck in school railings.... he friend decided to try the one next to her and she got stuck too! , fire brigade had to cut them both out hahaa