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  1. HannahWild

    HannahWild Registered User

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    Funniest thing you've heard today

    In Banbury some nonce walked into the co-op with a machetti and robbed it ...

    6'5 dark with dreads (fairly easy to recognise) ...

    he'd done it once before ...

    and he lives in the flat above the shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :dunce:
    HannahWild, Sep 7, 2005
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  3. casy

    casy Dirty Slut

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    ellies calling her kitten mugface....theres something funny...
    casy, Sep 7, 2005
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  4. HannahWild

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    McMugget Face :up:
    HannahWild, Sep 7, 2005
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  5. casy

    casy Dirty Slut

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    yep well its her thats gonna have to shout out the door for it not m e "mugface here kitty kitty" lol
    casy, Sep 7, 2005
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    my boss pretending to be the crazy frog with his Vespa Helmet on.
    Chris_Spence, Sep 8, 2005
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  7. Mr.B.ThatsMe

    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    My m8 got arrested when he was mortal recently and after being in a cell for 5 hours or so got cotton mouth and decided to have a drink from the toilet :lol: :lol: :lol:
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  8. HannahWild

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    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    HannahWild, Sep 8, 2005
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  9. Mr.B.ThatsMe

    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    I dont think i'd have gone that far like but he's known to do some funny things when he's drunk :p

    The water is probably flavoured. Curry maybe? :p
    Mr.B.ThatsMe, Sep 8, 2005
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  11. HannahWild

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    My mate shouting 'badger' down the tannoy in Tescos :lol:
    HannahWild, Sep 8, 2005
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    :lol:
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    Your mate needs to give his head a shake :up:

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    i farted @ work this morning...that was funny as fuck :lol: everyone looked at me and i just waved :)
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  15. HannahWild

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    Next stop - B&Q to rinse out 'Schhhhhhand Ahoy'
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    We had a black out all the electric went off and the boss said jokingly lets have a seance then there was this massive bang and evryone totally shat ...

    Turns out the regional sales manager was in the bogs and walked straight into an open cubilce door as he couldnt see:lol: hes a cock as well so even better :lol:
    wallyjumblat, Sep 8, 2005
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    Good effort:fart:
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    :D :lol: it fuckin stunk too :lol: :lol:
    Dan Hawkins, Sep 8, 2005
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    :lol:
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    get in dan respect mate
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    Friggin hell conway whats goin on wi your avitar is this the famous incident that inolved coletrickle or is that really just a rumour ...... :confused: :spangled:
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