Chip Shops

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  1. Geordie

    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    Chip Shops

    Just been before and summit caught me attention, when i was little i used to always ask for "batter" with me chips - yes i lived in a Council House so maybe i could hit lucky and get some fish in the extras ?!?!

    Anyways lad was in and asked for "scraps" WTF ?? - whats the woman/man gonna say :

    "Aye mate scraps, here ya go half a kebab machine spare - some old oil out the back and a couple of aprons if ya want them ?!?!"

    It's like the old North West request innit :

    "Chip balm please love"

    "Ok flower - Vasline Aloe Vera on that or Original"

    Fucking hell man what's the world coming too, any other diffrent "chip shop crack" kicking about ??

    *Disclaimer - Sorry Cassie, it just baffled me all along and probs did the same way that butty did with ya's* ;) :p
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    What's wrong with scraps? That's what we say down this way :)
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    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    Tell me what's right with it ?
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    I agree like call a spade a spade and batter batter
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    Cos it's 'scraps' of batter? Dunno, and don't really care as I hate batter! :lol:
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    Aaron! Coming soon...

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    Aye i say scraps. but i agree with the Chip Balm thing, when we went to Scott Bond & Eddie in preston last year and asked for a chip buttie at the chippie they looked at us as though we were stupid.

    In north west they use chip balm of shicp muffin :confused:
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    linzi Registered User

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    lol we call the scraps

    its just whats said from where your brought up

    @ jon nice line about the vasaline new one is it ;) :lol:
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    chip balm does sound funny :lol:
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    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    Chip Sandwich sounds batter surely than balm ??
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    You've got batter on the brain! :lol:
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    its a way of life ......
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    Geordie "Im Outta Time"

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    I need to actually keep away from Chip Shops....

    I will have people on the phone soon asking me to be Fred Elliots double in Coronation Street the weight i can see getting piled on :(
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    linzi Registered User

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    lol

    nah you wont be the first person they ring mate theres others in line for the rol well before you
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    Alun bouncy bouncy

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    down yorkshire its w'bits!!! :lol: :lol:
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    Eh?! Whereabouts are you from??
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    never heard chip balm before like lol...Thought butty was a countrywide word...Could murder a chip butty now like or a nice battered bun
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    I used to feel like a right idiot asking for a chip balm, but they never understood buttie, surely even if they didn't say it they should have understood :spangled:

    i still dont understand why they dont really do proper mince pies inn manchester either, its only these shitty little hollands pies that wouldnt fill me up if i ate 10 :evil:

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