Sorry but this made me laugh lots!!! if you read Gurn you may have already seen it, but i know u people like tasteless sleazy things, so i thought this might make u giggle to chear u up on this boring boring sunday!! if u get offended by it, dont blame me, i didnt do it!! ok, so basically the back ground is a gurner was in a chat room talking to some american bird, and this is what he said......... (p.s KK is the gurner not the american bird) horny: asl? KK: 21/m/ny kk: and u??? horny: just talk real quick then ill do u horny: while i finger myself kk: finger??? horny: yeah kk: what like them biscuits u get? horny: no while i finger my **** kk: **** ?? horny: c*** kk: you'll have to give me another letter I'm crap at word games horny: my cunt ok? kk: oh i see horny: talk real quick while i finger myself and the I'll do u kk: aint fingering yourself a bit boring? u wanna get yourself a big dildo or something kk: or maybe a broom handle kk: but u gotta be careful of splinters *ouch* horny: my fingers are just fine horny: talk to me stud kk: ok horny: short and quick sentences kk: ok kk: hows the weather near u? kk: its shit here kk: raining kk: lots kk: quite heavily kk: should be sunny 2moro though kk: that quick enough???? horny: no cyber horny: come on stud do it for me kk: cyber? kk: u mean like dress up in dayglo shit and glowstix? horny: what? kk: what's cyber? horny: u know where you have sex on the net kk: sex on the net? kk: i don't even know where you are horny: i'm in toronto kk: thats a bit far kk: my cock aint that big you know horny: you know cyber right? kk: if i did i wouldn't ask kk: explain and maybe i'll be able to help horny: you talk fast about sex and stuff horny: while i finger myself kk: nah your doing it all wrong kk: you dont wanna bother with fingers horny: why kk: just strum your love bean kk: it'll all be over quicker then horny: i don't want it to be quick kk: i do, i'll get typing cramp KK disconected due to shitty bt internet kk: back again horny: asl? kk: mustve made a lasting impression on u eh? horny: what? kk: we done this bit horny: oh yeah kk: so what u want me to say horny: you put your fat **** in my tight ***** kk: fat fist into your tight mouth????? horny: nooooooooo kk: i told u i wasn't very good at word games horny: stop fuckin me about kk: ok sorry horny: just talk dirty and fast horny: while i finger myself horny: then i'll do the same to you while you jerk off kk: who says i wanna jerk off? kk: i'm at work you know, i may get strange looks kk: if i whack my cock out and and start "jerking off" horny: ok so dont jerk off kk: so what am i getting out of this kk: i feel like a cheap whore now horny: no don't kk: ok then here goes horny: good kk: are u wet for me? horny: oooooh yeahhhhh kk: how? i aint said shit yet!?! kk: right i put my fat **** into your tight ***** horny: noooo be rude kk: thats what u told me to say!!!!! horny: u know what i mean kk: ok i put my cock in your cunt kk: hows that horny: mmmmm kk: good now we're getting somewhere horny: about time kk: if you don't like the wait i can take my services elsewhere kk: i dont just cyber with anyone u know kk: i put my hands on your tits kk: they're quite small aren't they? kk: u could get implants u know horny: thats horrible kk: I know... sorry and all that... horny: get back to the talk horny: stud kk: stud? i like that horny: talk kk: ok kk: i put my hands on your very small tits kk: and squeeze them kk: is that ok? horny: yeah, i need my hands now kk: what for?? the ironing?? horny: no to finger myself kk: oh i see horny: so type real quick and short kk: i can't type quick horny: just type short stuff kk: what kk: like kk: this kk: ???? horny: if you make me cum I'll do the same for you after kk: how am i gonna know when you've cum kk: your in toronto for fuck sake kk: and i'm not gonna hear u scream no matter how hard u cum kk: and how do i know u aint gonna go shopping or something and leave me typing all day? horny: are you gonna do this properly or not? kk: sorry no I gotta wash my hair horny: what kk: look sorry love u just aint my type horny: how do u know that u don't even know what i look like kk: yet your still willing to fuck me kk: I'm not 20/m/ny kk: I'm 52/f/london kk: u there? horny: your strange kk: hey i don't go begging for sex from strangers though horny: go away kk: okay bye
God how could u be bothered to read all that it goes on for ages. I read about half way down and I started gettin confused as to who was speakin (even though it had the name at the side)
Thats funny as fukk that is...Is KK ket kid? funnyiest bit was "do you cyber" - "what you mean glowstix and that" lol nice work kez
