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:tut: I wasnt in the Lake District ....

me or Wild?

I'll have you know my designer vagina op went v well thank you

Therefore I fear for him..

I got them to turn the piercing a couple of notches to tighten things up

Tis like being 15 again..

lololol i pity Wots banjo

chewed through months ago

I like to brand my men

I feel sick.

I was hungry, but now Im not .... and Im definitely staying away from the stick of rock Ive got from the beach

Re: Hannah Fully In Her Element

thats exaclty what my mam said, i asked her if he speaks like a prick in person, she said he just spoke normal, there was a look of disbelief when i played his radio show to her

And there was me getting accused of being fake

so this is how you dj's spend your past times

hey its westwood tho, ill always have a softspot for him after signing a napkin for me

Went to the Sealife centre, saw some seals, sharks and otters ... panned for gold, the fucking lot

Was so funny Im thinking of jacking off clubland and taking up touring the seasides

i live next to the beach and take it for granted

i can tell you're a goer, live for the moment sort of person