Money Saving Tips

Sell your flash new iPod?

live on packet noodles and pot noodle

shop at netto's - its soooo not as skanky as you think!!

and that money saving expert is class, get some freebies ordered - freebies freebies freebies section

primark is a skint girls best friend for normal clothes, tops socks, undies etc.

and top tip - work out a budget, yes, we know its boring as fuck, but if you try your best to stick to it, it does make a difference!

failing that, sell your cat to the chinese people on stowell st - im sure they will pay good dollar

it fucking is. netto in byker is the worst place on earth

Aldi is the wise mans choice. Its German

When u get your wages stick em in a milk bottle and hide it behind your computer monitor taking out only what you need. IT WORKS

not mine to sell Helz, I mean, it was a pressie so it would be a bit harsh

BIg up to Primark and all that though, love the place

And I'm gonna start putting 'spends' for the week in a seperate bank account and only take the card for that out.

This is gonna sound so stupid but try your best not to spend a penny..

With petrol.. presuming your driving to work.. keep the revs low and drive in high gears.. it'll save a canny bit..

Try to keep to one bar of choc a day..

Give up drink for a while.. hard to do yes.. but I've pretty much been clear of the stuff all year (with the odd binge here and there).

Don't use your phone very often..

Have early nights.. don't stay up late.. there will be a tendancy to either eat more food or spend more money on the phone etc.. Plus you'll feel better for it..

Ebay a few things that you rarely use..

erm.. I can't think of much else.. these tips are pretty much shit but its the way I live my life at the mo

How am I always happy????

Chandler you are far too responsible!

omg hes alan partridge!
alan's lessons in life managment!